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Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...

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Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

Funny story: Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...

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Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

Funny story: Sarah Palin Takes The Blame For Bristol's Dancing With The Stars Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Sarah Palin watched in subdued horror as Tom Bergeron announced that the star going home on week four of Dancing With The Stars was Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. Instantly "Snowflake" as Sarah is known, put her hand to her mouth, closed...

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Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, who is the Dancing With The Stars dance partner of Bristol Palin, says that he is just about fed up with the Iceberg State diva. He talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that in all of the years tha...

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Dancing With The Stars Sends Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves Home

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Sends Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves Home

HOLLYWOOD - The top brass at Dancing With The Stars are starting to get a bit concerned. It seems that just like the last time that Bristol Palin was a contestant she has consistently received the lowest scores from the judges but she is still man...

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Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin The Ditsy Diva Disses Dance Partner Mark Ballas

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin The Ditsy Diva Disses Dance Partner Mark Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - For the second week in a row the Dancing With The Stars judges have given Bristol "The Pistol" Palin the lowest score out of all the celebrity dancers. Palin and her partner Mark "Tattoo Boy" Ballas danced a paso doble to the song "You...

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Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Katherine Jenkins of Wales, has just received a word of warning from a fellow countrymen. Miss Jenkins, a fabulous opera singer, received a text message fr...

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Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners

HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars has sent the first celebrity packing. And that dreaded distinction this season goes to tennis legend Martina Navratilova. Navratilova's legendary tennis back swing did not help her one bit in dancing...

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Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

Funny story: Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Todd and "Snowflake" Palin really and truly believed that when she finished in third place on Dancing With The Stars that she was going to have all kinds of doors open up to her. Well "Shotgu...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

TARZANA, California - Due to the amazing success that Dancing With The Stars had with two very young dance contestants this year, the producers have approached teen stars Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez about appearing on the next seaso...

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Dancing With The Stars: Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers Scores A Touchdown and Wins The Mirror Ball Trophy

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers Scores A Touchdown and Wins The Mirror Ball Trophy

HOLLYWOOD - Well Hines Ward, a wide receiver for The Pittsburgh Steelers, may not have won this year's Super Bowl, but he did win first place to take the coveted Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy. Ward, who had never in his life danced bef...

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Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel To Dance A Suggestively Risque Dance Number On 'American Idol' To Help Boost Their Ratings

Funny story: Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel To Dance A Suggestively Risque Dance Number On 'American Idol' To Help Boost Their Ratings

LOS ANGELES - Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, who was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars, was extremely thrilled to reveal that she has been asked to appear in the next Twilight Saga movie. Wilkinson who is 25, pointed out t...

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Dancing With The Stars: Sugar Ray Leonard Gets "Knocked Out"

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Sugar Ray Leonard Gets "Knocked Out"

HOLLYWOOD - The boxer who holds championship belts in five different weight classes will not be getting this years Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy. Sugar Ray Leonard and his professional dance partner Anna Trebunskaya, a native o...

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Mark Ballas of Dancing With The Stars Lifts Up Pia Toscano's Spirits By Taking Her Out To Dinner And Then Dancing

Funny story: Mark Ballas of Dancing With The Stars Lifts Up Pia Toscano's Spirits By Taking Her Out To Dinner And Then Dancing

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars Mark Ballas last year placed third along with his partner the fantastically 'non-gifted' dancing diva daughter of the great Alaskan huntress Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin. And this year Ballas has a shot to again ma...

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Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Reportedly Jealous of Former "Dancing With The Stars" Dance Partner Mark Ballas' New Dance Partner Chelsea Kane

Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Is Reportedly Jealous of Former "Dancing With The Stars" Dance Partner Mark Ballas' New Dance Partner Chelsea Kane

MARICOPA, Arizona - Todd and Sarah Palin's little girl, 20-year-old Bristol Palin is reportedly not a happy camper these days. Bristol "The Pistol" who finished in third place in last years edition of Dancing With The Stars reportedly told Tittle...

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Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

MARICOPA, Arizona - A very personal rumor filtering out of California has got Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so upset that she confided to her neighbor that she wishes she was back in Alaska so that she could go out in her backyard and shoot a damn moose...

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A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her

Funny story: A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - An unnamed source who says that he went to high school with Mark Ballas has stated that Mark confided in him that he likes Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so much that he would ask her to marry him if it were not for the fact that she is a har...

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