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Funny story: Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Still Causing Terror From Beyond The Grave

Bin Laden Still Causing Terror From Beyond The Grave

Marine biologists have expressed deep concern over terror chief Osama Bin Laden being buried at sea. The body of the Al Qaeda leader was dumped in the Arabian Sea last week, after he was shot in the head by the A-Team. But since the burial, mem...
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Funny story: Hagfish Mucus: The Ocean's Aphrodisiac?

Hagfish Mucus: The Ocean's Aphrodisiac?

Marine biologists of the prestigious Floridian University of Carlyle Kursk released a statement today regarding one of the ocean's least appreciated creatures, the hagfish. The small, all but blind, lock jawed, eel-like monstrosity was, up to this po...
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Funny story: Turtles are excellent indicators of the effects of financial climate change

Turtles are excellent indicators of the effects of financial climate change

The fact that marine turtles are emerging healthy and buying stock is an excellent indicator of how the effects of the credit and subprime mortgage crises might ultimately effect people, especially those living in the coastline tourist and travel des...
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Funny story: Study: Number One Reason to Become a Marine Biologist? The Octopussy

Study: Number One Reason to Become a Marine Biologist? The Octopussy

Wild octopuses are far from being the melancholic and forlorn losers of their captive brethren. At Berkeley, a team of sexually deprived marine biologists were assembled and sent to the coast of Indonesia to party with the octopuses, and study their...
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