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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.
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Funny story: NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - The government of China has acquired a lot of property in the United States and they have a strong desire to purchase a lot more. National Focus Magazine reported that (China) has expressed an interest in purchasing such well known Ameri...
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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
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Funny story: Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...
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Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with Candlelight Productions has just announced that filming will soon begin on their latest collaboration Control, Alt, Delete. The R-rated motion picture which will be directed by Sheboygan Saddlewood wi...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

HOLLYWOOD - Taxidermist to the stars, Dr. Billingsgate, today released information regarding Ms. Lohan that has Hollywood atwitter. For good reason, it appears. Apparently the nude pictures of Lindsay that were supposed to be suppressed until the n...
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Funny story: The Seven Year Itch Dress Infested with Bedbugs!

The Seven Year Itch Dress Infested with Bedbugs!

Uh-oh. Perhaps the 'lucky' person who bought the dress for several million bucks wasn't so lucky after all. Little did the avid fan know that some little extras were included with Marilyn Monroe's iconic white dress from the movie, "The Seven Year...
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Funny story: Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

BOSTON - Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy was the epitome of a classy political wife. She was married to the president of the United States, the youthful, effervescent John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts' Kennedy's. Jackie, as the...
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Funny story: Human cannonball 'was practising for royal wedding cake stunt'

Human cannonball 'was practising for royal wedding cake stunt'

Maidstone, Kent - Tragic human cannonball Max the Manx Crank had been booked to shoot out of a royal wedding cake this Friday reports have revealed. The 23 year-old was to have performed a Full Monty kind of surprise ejection (sic) based on the la...
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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

HOLLYWOOD - One of Bollywood's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai has agreed to star in Tico Scallavini's film The X-Rated Life of Marilyn Monroe. Rai, who was voted Miss World in 1994, last year appeared with Angelina Jolie in the motion picture...
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Funny story: Never Before Seen Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Found In The Garage of Ellen DeGeneres' Hollywood Hills Home

Never Before Seen Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Found In The Garage of Ellen DeGeneres' Hollywood Hills Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Bedroom Pillow Talk and The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette working on the same tip have reported that members of the Hollywood Hills Police Department have found a suitcase containing over 200 never before seen nude photographs of 5...
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Funny story: Tony Curtis (RIP) joins Marilyn in heaven dressed as a Viking in drag!

Tony Curtis (RIP) joins Marilyn in heaven dressed as a Viking in drag!

Marliyn Monroe is about to be joined in heaven by Tony Curtis (RIP), he has departed in his Viking boat and this time he doesn't need any "Persuade-ing"! Tony played many awful roles during his career, but on the other hand played some super stuff...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...
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Funny story: Angelina 'Baboon Labia' Jolie in elective lips surgery ahead of Marilyn movie role

Angelina 'Baboon Labia' Jolie in elective lips surgery ahead of Marilyn movie role

Hollywood - (Snip & Tuck): The Oscar winning actress is to undergo a radical facial makeover ahead of starring in author Andrew O'Hagan's The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe. Seedy Sign-Eye Rhinoplasty Clinic...
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Funny story: Nude Stars: Uncovered! (Miley To Marilyn)

Nude Stars: Uncovered! (Miley To Marilyn)

A new book sold in a sealed wrapper claims to be the greatest photograph collection of nude movie stars and singers in history is coming out near the end of the year and will probably sell out the first edition in a few days, according to a spokesman...
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Funny story: New Film About Marilyn Monroe Suspicious & Relationships To Kennedys Coming Out

New Film About Marilyn Monroe Suspicious & Relationships To Kennedys Coming Out

The Production company Firm Engine has re-opened the case of Marilyn Monroe's death in a movie scheduled to star Naomi Watts according to our sources. Thus far, the movie will simply be titled "Marilyn" and could possibly feature the song "Candle In...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods receives message from Betty Boop

Tiger Woods receives message from Betty Boop

Tiger Woods may have failed to impress most people with his staged apology performance in front of only close friends and family but he has got a rather unexpected admirer. Betty Boop has sent a message to Tiger with a very special recording of he...
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