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Funny story: Marilyn Manson - Quite A Talented Artist Actually, A Bit Like A Homicidal Salvador Dali

Marilyn Manson - Quite A Talented Artist Actually, A Bit Like A Homicidal Salvador Dali

Local man, art critic and pork pie hat champion, Martin Shuttlecock, was today treated to his first view of shock rocker Marilyn Manson's artwork. Manson's work has been critically acclaimed by various media weirdos, such as Sharon and Ozzy Osbour...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson to become Shakespearian actor

Marilyn Manson to become Shakespearian actor

A packed news room sat in stunned silence as a quite normal-ish looking, apart from his yellow stockings and cross garters, Marilyn Manson, real name, Brian Warner, told the assembled titbit truffle snufflers of his decision to leave the jaded world...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson's Humanitarian Record

Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson's Humanitarian Record

LOS ANGELES, CA - In an effort to raise money to pay for the King of Pop's funeral, the cash-strapped Jackson family auctioned off Michael's humanitarian record today to the highest bidder. Going once, going twice... Sold, to Marilyn Manson! Th...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson's ex-wife claims he reads War & Peace and adopts abandoned Chihuahuas

Marilyn Manson's ex-wife claims he reads War & Peace and adopts abandoned Chihuahuas

Salem, SA - "Satanic" rocker Marilyn Manson's ex-wife Dita Von Teese has claimed he is not what he seems. Many people think Manson is a Satan-worshiping, lamb sacrificing freak. Not so, says Von Teese, who was married to the man for several yea...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Desperate To Make News Again - Scary Left Eye Just Not Cutting It Anymore

Marilyn Manson Desperate To Make News Again - Scary Left Eye Just Not Cutting It Anymore

Las Angeles - In an announcement to a throng of one reporter and two on-lookers who weren't really paying attention today, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson swore he would make the news again.
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Funny story: Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Tidal waves were sent throughout the underground hardcore community when a leaked video circulated wildly through the internet last weekend. The 15 second clip showed rock star and self-identified anti-Christ, Marilyn Manson peeling a banana, by brea...
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Funny story: Antichrist of the Opera?

Antichrist of the Opera?

In a move that will shock fans and foes alike, the shock rocker Marilyn Manson is to star as the leading role in Andrew Lloyd Webber's popular musical 'The Phantom of the Opera' it was confirmed yesterday at a press conference in London. Manson (R...
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Funny story: Manson 'Normal' Shock

Manson 'Normal' Shock

Outrageous rocker Marilyn Manson has once again shocked the rock establishment by announcing his decision to become "normal".
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