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Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

Funny story: Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...

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Marie Osmond In Psycho Ward!

Funny story: Marie Osmond In Psycho Ward!

It's apparently true. Marie Osmond has been sent to a psycho ward in order to try to get her son's suicide off her mind. Although a publicist for the family says that Marie could not sleep with only 25 sleeping pills and that that had caused the m...

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Marie Osmond Raising Eyebrows Among Other Things By Performing With Donny

Funny story: Marie Osmond Raising Eyebrows Among Other Things By Performing With Donny

Following the funeral after the tragic death of her son, Marie Osmond returned to the stage that night to perform with her brother, Donny, in Las Vegas. "I had to get out and shake a leg or I was going crazy", Marie told "The Blues Funk" magazine.

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Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

Funny story: Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

In a bizarre twist of both plot and casting, it has been announced that the musical family the Osmonds are to play the villains in the next James Bond film. In the film due out late 2010, the story will see Bond (to once again be played by Daniel...

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After hosting Miss USA, Donny and Marie Osmond offered their own Reality TV Show: "The Osmonds"

Funny story: After hosting Miss USA, Donny and Marie Osmond offered their own Reality TV Show: "The Osmonds"

Hollywood, California - From the producers that brought you "The Osbournes," "Survivor" and "Fear Factor" now comes: "The Osmonds." That is if they accept the highly lucrative contract offer, as they are said t...

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Marie Osmond says she fainted due to allergies triggered by all the smoke from the California wildfires; manager says it was a "contact buzz"

Funny story: Marie Osmond says she fainted due to allergies triggered by all the smoke from the California wildfires; manager says it was a "contact buzz"

Burbank, California - American skipped a collective heartbeat when Marie Osmond suddenly collapsed after her dancing performance on this week ABC's hit show, Dancing With the Stars. In a press release today, Osmond attempted to ease everyone'...

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Surgical Separation Successful

Funny story: Surgical Separation Successful

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (AP Newsliar) -- Doctors at the Latter Day Saints Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah have been successful in their efforts to surgically separate the careers of Donnie and Marie Osmond.

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Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Funny story: Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Marie Osmond announced that she is seeking a divorce from her husband of twenty years. No reasons were given or announced by the couple. This is her second divorce from a man that she married "for all eternity" (not "til death do us...

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