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Nick Cannon Says He May Post Hundreds Of Upskirt Photos Of His Wife Mariah Carey On Facebook

Funny story: Nick Cannon Says He May Post Hundreds Of Upskirt Photos Of His Wife Mariah Carey On Facebook

LOS ANGELES - The host of America's Got Talent Nick Cannon, 33, is not at all happy with all of the talk of his wife and her personal trainer. Nick The Stick told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that if his much older wife Mariah Carey,...

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The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

Funny story: The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Left Coast rumor mills have been working 24/7 churning out tidbits regarding the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon marriage. Some of the RM's are saying that the picnic is over. Others state that Nick The Stick, who is 33, is gettin...

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Mariah Carey's Marriage Is Hitting Some Sour Notes

Funny story: Mariah Carey's Marriage Is Hitting Some Sour Notes

BEL AIR, California - Word coming out of the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon household is that the May - December couple's musical marriage has been hitting some awfully flat notes of late. A close friend of the couple said that after five years of wed...

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Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

Funny story: Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

BEVERLY HILLS - Tinsel Town sources are buzzing with word that there appears to be trouble brewing in the Nick Cannon-Marey Carey marriage. An inside source said that for the past month Mariah has been making the hip hop scene with such rappers as...

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Kelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol

LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show. According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over...

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Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...

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Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...

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Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business

Funny story: Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business

LAS VEGAS - Kid Rock, who at times acts like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin, offended a lot of singers at the Billboard Music Awards with his remark about lip syncing. Rocky, as Joan "The Moan" Rivers calls him, sarcastically said that he...

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American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

Funny story: American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...

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Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

Funny story: Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

HOLLYWOOD - Candice Glover of St. Helena Island, South Carolina was crowned the winner of American Idol's season 12. She beat out Texas native Kree Harrison, who looks exactly like Rose, the Melanie Lynskey character on Two and A Half Men. Rand...

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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

Funny story: American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals. And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well. But little...

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American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

Funny story: American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air. A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...

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Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

NEW YORK CITY - The self-proclaimed Queen of Looking Cheap Dolly Parton has just remarked that American Idol judge Nicki Minaj wears so much gosh darn make up that she looks like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clown. The 67-year-ol...

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American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

Funny story: American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12. Calcutta Cotton with Music Mome...

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Mariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj

Funny story: Mariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that the two female judges on American Idol cannot stand each other. Fellow judge Randy "The Dawg" Jackson recently revealed to Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti that Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus C...

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American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

Funny story: American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well in a matter of one short hour American Idol suddenly became American Female Idol with the last male contestant Lazaro Arbos being eliminated thus leaving five females in the competition. The Florida singer who never met a bright c...

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American Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana

Funny story: American Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana

HOLLYWOOD - Well American Idol record producer Jimmy Iovine got it wrong again, as he had predicted that Lazaro Arbos would be the one going home on this week's show. Iovine and a lot of American Idol viewers including some of the judges were shoc...

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