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Funny story:  Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...
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Funny story:  Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business

Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business

LAS VEGAS - Kid Rock, who at times acts like he could be Gary Busey's long lost twin, offended a lot of singers at the Billboard Music Awards with his remark about lip syncing. Rocky, as Joan "The Moan" Rivers calls him, sarcastically said that he...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...
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Funny story:  Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

HOLLYWOOD - Candice Glover of St. Helena Island, South Carolina was crowned the winner of American Idol's season 12. She beat out Texas native Kree Harrison, who looks exactly like Rose, the Melanie Lynskey character on Two and A Half Men. Rand...
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Funny story:  Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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Funny story:  American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals. And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well. But little...
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Funny story:  American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air. A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

NEW YORK CITY - The self-proclaimed Queen of Looking Cheap Dolly Parton has just remarked that American Idol judge Nicki Minaj wears so much gosh darn make up that she looks like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clown. The 67-year-ol...
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Funny story:  American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12. Calcutta Cotton with Music Mome...
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Funny story:  Mariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj

Mariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that the two female judges on American Idol cannot stand each other. Fellow judge Randy "The Dawg" Jackson recently revealed to Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti that Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus C...
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Funny story:  American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well in a matter of one short hour American Idol suddenly became American Female Idol with the last male contestant Lazaro Arbos being eliminated thus leaving five females in the competition. The Florida singer who never met a bright c...
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Funny story:  American Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana

American Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana

HOLLYWOOD - Well American Idol record producer Jimmy Iovine got it wrong again, as he had predicted that Lazaro Arbos would be the one going home on this week's show. Iovine and a lot of American Idol viewers including some of the judges were shoc...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Devin Velez Says Nicki Minaj Is Just Plain Mean

American Idol's Devin Velez Says Nicki Minaj Is Just Plain Mean

HOLLYWOOD - So far this year three contestants have been eliminated from American Idol, and all three have been males. Chicago's Devin Velez is the latest to be sent home and he did not go quietly onto the Tinsel Town night. After the show he e...
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Funny story:  American Idol: Mariah Carey's Favorite Gets Sent Home

American Idol: Mariah Carey's Favorite Gets Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's last three remaining male singers ended up in this week's Bottom 3. Burnell Taylor, 19, was quickly allowed by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest to take a seat with the five remaining girl singers who will all be singing again ne...
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Funny story:  Candice Glover and Janelle Arthur Both Hit It Out of The Park on American Idol

Candice Glover and Janelle Arthur Both Hit It Out of The Park on American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol featured the contestants singing songs from the Beatles Songbook. AI host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest appeared a little sad due to the fact that he and his girlfriend of two years Julianne Hough had just...
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Funny story:  American Idol Shocker: Curtis Finch, Jr., Is Eliminated

American Idol Shocker: Curtis Finch, Jr., Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - When American Idol judge Nicki Minaj heard that Curtis Finch, Jr., was in danger of being sent back to St. Louis, she hollered out to Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest that if Curtis goes home then she's going home as well. And the final decisio...
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Funny story:  American Idol: Mariah Carey Says Nicki Minaj Spends Way Too Much Time Fiddling With Her Hair

American Idol: Mariah Carey Says Nicki Minaj Spends Way Too Much Time Fiddling With Her Hair

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol has now managed to whittle the millions and millions of contestants down to the Top 20. And according to TV critic Buckaroo Kazoo with TV Clickerworld he predicts that the Top 5 will include Angela Miller, Breanna Steer,...
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