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Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media. The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5. He remarked...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Willing To Take Maria Shriver Back On One Condition

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Willing To Take Maria Shriver Back On One Condition

LOS ANGELES - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California has not had much luck in his movie comeback nor in his marriage to Maria Shriver. The ex-body building champion who once held the title of The Strongest Man in The Entire Sola...

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Maria Shriver Writes Book About Arnold Schwarzenegger

Funny story: Maria Shriver Writes Book About Arnold Schwarzenegger

BRENTWOOD, California - Maria Shriver is still extremely upset at the fact that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child out of wedlock with their long time housekeeper. Maria, whose mother Eunice is a Massachusetts Kennedy...

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Taylor Swift Says She'll Be A Kennedy

Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She'll Be A Kennedy

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has sold over 22 million albums and has appeared on episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Two and A Half Men, and The Cupcake Wars. She has also dated the likes of well-known Hollywood personalities such as Joe Jonas...

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Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

Funny story: Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - It appears that country artist Taylor Swift prefers to keep it in the family; the Kennedy family. The 22-year-old singer spent the Independence Day holidays at the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound in Hyannis Port with Pat...

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Taylor Swift Promises No Patrick Schwarzenegger Songs

Funny story: Taylor Swift Promises No Patrick Schwarzenegger Songs

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has stated that she really enjoyed visiting with the Kennedy Family at their Kennedy Hyannisport Compound. Taylor was the personal guest of Patrick Schwarzenegger, 18, the eldest son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shri...

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Taylor Swift Pops Fireworks With Patrick Schwarzenegger

Funny story: Taylor Swift Pops Fireworks With Patrick Schwarzenegger

HYANNISPORT, Massachusetts - It appears that Taylor Swift certainly saw lots of fireworks as she spent the 4th of July holiday visiting the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound. And as impressed as Taylor was with the aerial display of fireworks she was m...

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The California Maids Union Is Thinking About Filing A Lawsuit Against Arnold Schwarzenegger

Funny story: The California Maids Union Is Thinking About Filing A Lawsuit Against Arnold Schwarzenegger

POMONA - As if she isn't embarrassed enough already Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid, Mildred Patricia "Patty Cake" Baena, the most famous maid since Hazel may now be called to testify in court if the California Maids Union decides to file a lawsuit agai...

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Gigi Goyette Says She Also Played 'Hide The Salami' With Arnold Schwarzenegger But Has No Love Child To Prove It

Funny story: Gigi Goyette Says She Also Played 'Hide The Salami' With Arnold Schwarzenegger But Has No Love Child To Prove It

CUCAMONGA - Gigi Goyette says she is tired of hearing all of the entertainment media talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid and their love child. She said that she and the man she refers to as the 'Peckernator' spent quite a bit of nights and day...

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The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

Funny story: The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

LA HABRA - The most famous maid since Hazel has finally spoken out about her working and playing relationship with her boss and lover Arnold "The Trouser Trout" Schwarzenegger. The housekeeper who asked that her name not be used due to income tax...

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Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

Funny story: Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

BRENTWOOD, California - Some of Maria Shriver's very closest friends are starting to become a little concerned about the soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tansy "Bubbles" Stickerhazel has known Maria since their college days back at George...

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Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

Funny story: Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...

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Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Funny story: Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...

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Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...

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In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

Funny story: In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

SACRAMENTO, California -After being married for 25 years it appears that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage has hit the rocks. The couple started off with one strike against them when they married on April 26, 1986, due to the fact...

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Miley Cyrus' Mom and Dad Are Thrilled Beyond Belief At Her Brand New Boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger

Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Mom and Dad Are Thrilled Beyond Belief At Her Brand New Boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The parents of Destiny Hope Cyrus, 18, better known as, Miley Cyrus have told their daughter that they are proud of her on her new boyfriend choice. Patrick Schwarzenegger, 17, is the son of the former governor of California Arno...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...

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California First Lady, Maria Shriver Totally Disregards Schwarzenegger's Arizona Boycott

Funny story: California First Lady, Maria Shriver Totally Disregards Schwarzenegger's Arizona Boycott

Sedona, AZ - California First Lady, Maria Shriver, was seen getting off a private jet in Sedona, Arizona this past week, supposedly heading to her favorite spa for some R&R time away from Arnold. At first, she denied she was Maria Shriver in an e...

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