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Neighbors Catch Rubio Playing with his Sword

Funny story: Neighbors Catch Rubio Playing with his Sword

West Miami, Fl - Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio was caught by his neighbors playing with his sword on his front lawn. Rubio was wearing only a rainbow designed Speedo and high healed booties. The spectacle began after midnight. The former...

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Republican Convention: Ready, Set - Hold It

Funny story: Republican Convention: Ready, Set - Hold It

Marla Maples will open the proceeding singing:My Man. If there is a standing ovation, she will encore using the Little Fish routine she performed in the Dancing With The Stars contest, even though the routine followed with her elimination. It m...

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Trump Cabinet To Be Named Shortly--Putin, Marla, among others, to be Pleased

Washington, D.C.: Sources close to presumed nominee Donald Trump state that Trump is already considering nominees for his cabinet if he wins the presidency. With presumed Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski at the helm, Lewandowski is certain to push...

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2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

Funny story: 2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

If you haven't already guessed, the 2016 election is really a Woody Allen film plot. Donald Trump, to be portrayed by Alec Baldwin, is a closet Democrat and a Hillary Clinton supporter, portrayed by Angela Lansbury. Donald never wanted to be pres...

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Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...

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Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...

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After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Funny story: After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Last night's Republican debate in Detroit was only half the story. Our intrepid Senior Reporter, Dale Petrie has a nose for news, which fortunately for him was plugged, because to get the real dirt, he hid in the restroom at the Fox Theater. Here is...

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Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Funny story: Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Detroit, MI--After Donald Trump revealed at the Republican debate that he was "huge," in response to Marco Rubio's implicit criticism of the size of his genitals, all of the candidates now vying for the Republican nomination are being asked to releas...

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U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

Funny story: U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...

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It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Funny story: It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...

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Marco Rubio... A double negative too far

Funny story: Marco Rubio... A double negative too far

Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio confused Meet the Press viewers and its moderator Chuck Todd on Sunday with his overuse of negatives in response to questions regarding fault for the 9/11 attacks. Todd asked repeatedly that Rubio clarify. Essentially the exchange went like this: Todd: "Are you putting 9/11 on Clinton?" Rubio: "No. I am putting it on Clinton." Rubio's failure...

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Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...

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Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...

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Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Funny story: Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator Marco Rubio, known for his lack of scientific training, was quoted as using the disclaimer for what might end up being one too many times. Rubio has been quoted as using "I am not a scientist" in response to the following questions: "...

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Prospective 2016 GOP Candidates to Be Subject to a Science Test

Funny story: Prospective 2016 GOP Candidates to Be Subject to a Science Test

Nearly everyone remembers that moment in the May 2008 Republican debate in which the candidates were asked whether or not they believed in evolution, and three out of the ten participants raised their hands to indicate they didn't. In fact, as recent...

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What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

Funny story: What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

ATLANTA - CNN is reporting that several political news magazines are spotlighting an interesting situation which involves several Republican politicians. CNN stated that American Spotlight Magazine remarked that an inside source has revealed that...

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Marco Rubio Advises Speaker of the House to "Stop Wearing Sombrero"

Florida senator Marco Rubio today told House Speaker John Boehner that wearing a sombrero was not a good way to attract Latino voters to the Republican party. "Frankly, I was a bit surprised when he showed up wearing it shortly after the electio...

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Senator Rubio's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Freshmen U.S. Senator Marco Rubio has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which claimed, "Rubio slams Obama, Biden on economy." The...

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