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Donald Trump Favored to Win New York City Marathon

Funny story: Donald Trump Favored to Win New York City Marathon

The plethora of media coverage Donald Trump has garnered in his feisty presidential campaign appears to have yielded some rather unexpected results; polls now show that Trump is not only neck-and-neck with Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton in the...

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2016 Summer Olympics in Rio Bans Horse Meat Diet

Funny story: 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio Bans Horse Meat Diet

Competitors in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil will have to go through more tests than any event to date. "We do not want there to be any cheating here", says Spokesman Fabio Guaray. "If you plan to cheat, stay home. You will embarrass you...

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Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

NEW YORK CITY - Officials for The 2013 New York City Marathon have just announced that Pamela Anderson who had registered to run in the 26.2 mile race may not be allowed to participate. A spokesperson for the NYCM Committee Chip Carvalino stated t...

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Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Funny story: Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Having some Facebook friends who are prone to remind me of their superior physical condition and fitness by recounting their long distance running accomplishments, I was driven to research this peculiar phenomenon of running, once reserved for desperate circumstances such as escaping an enemy or a hungry bear, but now indulged in as though exertion were cake and sweat were frosting. At least one...

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New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

Funny story: New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city's citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by Hurricane Sandy. In an attempt to avoid...

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Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

Funny story: Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

London Mayor Boris Johnson has said the Olympic competitors in this summer's marathons and other competitions taking place on the streets of London, will not be exempt from on-the-spot fines or even arrest if found to be dropping litter during those...

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Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

Funny story: Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher. "I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...

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Obese Woman Wins Boston Marathon

The woman known simply as B. won the Boston Marathon last week. She was diagnosed with a rare thyroid disorder that caused her to become morbidly obese at a very young age. Despite these challenges B. has managed to become the first obese person to w...

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Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Funny story: Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Some people are very concerned about Kirstie Alley entering the next Boston Marathon but Kirstie says that she will be fine. "All you have to do is enter the thing and you'll help obese people everywhere begin to think that they can do things too.

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Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Embattled Golf star Tiger Woods announced early today that he has decided to take his career as a professional athlete in a new direction; one that will more accurately reflect who he is as a person and what he is all about. Woods, recently the ce...

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Spunky Sperm Wins Marathon Swim After Terrible Ordeal

Funny story: Spunky Sperm Wins Marathon Swim After Terrible Ordeal

A spunky sperm named Brian today revealed to Spoof.com reporters how he emerged from a horrifyingly traumatic ordeal to emerge as supreme champion in the world's toughest test of swimming endurance. Brian lived on a small planet which was frequent...

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Paula Radcliffe In Trouble With Queen Over Union Jack Nose-Wiping Incident

Funny story: Paula Radcliffe In Trouble With Queen Over Union Jack Nose-Wiping Incident

British marathon runner, Paula Radcliffe, is in deepest shit this morning, after it was revealed Her Majesty the Queen had ordered the runner to Buckingham Palace for 'an audience' following Radcliffe's New York Marathon win yesterday. The row bro...

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Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Funny story: Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Police and UFO experts have reopened the area around Keswick in Cumbria this morning, where the weather caused the Original Mountain Marathon race to be abandoned yesterday, leaving more than 700 of the competitors missing. Miraculously, a scene...

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Olympic Marathon Won By Unfancied Runner

Funny story: Olympic Marathon Won By Unfancied Runner

The final event of the 2008 Olympic Games, the Men's marathon, took place in Bejing early this morning, and produced a shock winner, when a competitor in a Gorilla Suit crossed the line first to claim the gold medal. The runner wore number 1809, t...

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Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Funny story: Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe, the GB team marathon runner who, on Sunday morning, once again failed to live up to the expectations of the long-suffering British public, has revealed the 'reasons' why she finished so far behind the leading athletes. First of al...

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Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

Funny story: Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

The Algerian Olympic marathon runner Ald Orrzak Ziane is the favorite to win the race in the Beijing Games. To get ready for his marathon race he has already set off to run there.

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Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.

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2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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