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Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

NEW YORK CITY - Officials for The 2013 New York City Marathon have just announced that Pamela Anderson who had registered to run in the 26.2 mile race may not be allowed to participate. A spokesperson for the NYCM Committee Chip Carvalino stated t...
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Funny story: Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Having some Facebook friends who are prone to remind me of their superior physical condition and fitness by recounting their long distance running accomplishments, I was driven to research this peculiar phenomenon of running, once reserved for desperate circumstances such as escaping an enemy or a hungry bear, but now indulged in as though exertion were cake and sweat were frosting. At least one...
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Funny story: Dorking Marathon cancelled

Dorking Marathon cancelled

Following a series of embarrassing incidents, Dorking Marathon has been forced to cancel this year. The final straw came yesterday when the last remaining sponsor United International Armament Suppliers withdrew their support saying, "We do not wish...
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Funny story: New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city's citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by Hurricane Sandy. In an attempt to avoid...
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Funny story: Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

London Mayor Boris Johnson has said the Olympic competitors in this summer's marathons and other competitions taking place on the streets of London, will not be exempt from on-the-spot fines or even arrest if found to be dropping litter during those...
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Funny story: Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher. "I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...
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Funny story: Obese Woman Wins Boston Marathon

Obese Woman Wins Boston Marathon

The woman known simply as B. won the Boston Marathon last week. She was diagnosed with a rare thyroid disorder that caused her to become morbidly obese at a very young age. Despite these challenges B. has managed to become the first obese person to w...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Some people are very concerned about Kirstie Alley entering the next Boston Marathon but Kirstie says that she will be fine. "All you have to do is enter the thing and you'll help obese people everywhere begin to think that they can do things too.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Embattled Golf star Tiger Woods announced early today that he has decided to take his career as a professional athlete in a new direction; one that will more accurately reflect who he is as a person and what he is all about. Woods, recently the ce...
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Funny story: Spunky Sperm Wins Marathon Swim After Terrible Ordeal

Spunky Sperm Wins Marathon Swim After Terrible Ordeal

A spunky sperm named Brian today revealed to Spoof.com reporters how he emerged from a horrifyingly traumatic ordeal to emerge as supreme champion in the world's toughest test of swimming endurance. Brian lived on a small planet which was frequent...
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Funny story: Paula Radcliffe In Trouble With Queen Over Union Jack Nose-Wiping Incident

Paula Radcliffe In Trouble With Queen Over Union Jack Nose-Wiping Incident

British marathon runner, Paula Radcliffe, is in deepest shit this morning, after it was revealed Her Majesty the Queen had ordered the runner to Buckingham Palace for 'an audience' following Radcliffe's New York Marathon win yesterday. The row bro...
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Funny story: Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Police and UFO experts have reopened the area around Keswick in Cumbria this morning, where the weather caused the Original Mountain Marathon race to be abandoned yesterday, leaving more than 700 of the competitors missing. Miraculously, a scene...
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Funny story: Olympic Marathon Won By Unfancied Runner

Olympic Marathon Won By Unfancied Runner

The final event of the 2008 Olympic Games, the Men's marathon, took place in Bejing early this morning, and produced a shock winner, when a competitor in a Gorilla Suit crossed the line first to claim the gold medal. The runner wore number 1809, t...
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Funny story: Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe Excuses As They Happened

Paula Radcliffe, the GB team marathon runner who, on Sunday morning, once again failed to live up to the expectations of the long-suffering British public, has revealed the 'reasons' why she finished so far behind the leading athletes. First of al...
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Funny story: Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

The Algerian Olympic marathon runner Ald Orrzak Ziane is the favorite to win the race in the Beijing Games. To get ready for his marathon race he has already set off to run there.
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Funny story: Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.
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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.
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Funny story: Local Marathon Runner Dies during Lap of Honor

Local Marathon Runner Dies during Lap of Honor

Local woman, Tania Fudglowski, has collapsed and died following a celebratory lap of honor after completing a 26-mile marathon in her local town.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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