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Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

Funny story: Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - When Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman sentenced a teenaged youth who caused his friend's death in a car crash to church for ten years, he likely thought the boy would choose an evangelical church like the Nazarenes or...

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Jacko's Doc is found guilty of manslaughter, the motive was; he wanted Bubbles all for himself!

Funny story: Jacko's Doc is found guilty of manslaughter, the motive was; he wanted Bubbles all for himself!

Michael Jackson's doc, Conrad Murray, has been found guilty of "manslaughtering" the superstar, but his motives were not outed until the final days of the process. It seems that Murray was so jealous of Michael's friendship with Bubbles his chimp...

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Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Funny story: Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Phoenix AZ: The body of Mr. T. Tomahawk was found in his suburban Phoenix home today. The deceased was employed as a missile design engineer at a local facility of a large defense contractor. Police were called by Mrs. Tomahawk who found her husba...

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Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.

Funny story: Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.

For the first time since returning from a broken foot seven weeks ago, wide receiver Donte' Stallworth was among the Ravens' gameday inactives for yesterday's game against the Saints. Donte' Stallworth is a convicted killer... ...and he only serv...

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Preschooler Charged With Manslaughter

Funny story: Preschooler Charged With Manslaughter

Washington DC: A preschooler, Little Johnny (name withheld because he is a minor) has been charged with multiple counts of unintentional manslaughter. Little Johnny's defense attorney said that "the defense is pleading him not guilty by virtue of en...

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Funny Man Dies Laughing

Funny story: Funny Man Dies Laughing

A comedian, who was allegedly the funniest man in Britain, has died aged 65, doing the thing that he did best - laughing.

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Wonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter

Funny story: Wonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter

Popular businessman Willy Wonka was beginning a two year stretch behind bars yesterday after a judge found him guilty of manslaughter.

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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