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Kevin Skinner Performs A Sold-Out Concert At The White House

Funny story: Kevin Skinner Performs A Sold-Out Concert At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kevin Skinner, this year's winner of the $1 million first prize on America's Got Talent performed a sold-out Thanksgiving concert at the White House. All of the proceeds from the concert will go directly into The Presidential St...

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Manny Ramirez Is Ready To Play Ball!

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Is Ready To Play Ball!

LOS ANGELES - ESPN VII is reporting that suspended Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez is ready to return to baseball. El Manny is just about finished serving his 50 game suspension. And at a cost of $7.7 million, it has to rank as being t...

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Just Manny having Mannies

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers reported today that suspended slugger Manny Ramirez, who is currently serving a 50-game suspension imposed by the league after testing positive for a banned substance is, according to Dodgers' head team physicia...

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Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

LOS ANGELES - Manny Ramirez, Los Angeles Dodgers superstar and hairstyle icon, has finally addressed his fellow Dodger players after receiving a 50 game suspension for testing positive for a performance enhancing substance. The PES is believed to...

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Dodgers' Fans Congratulate Manny on Mother's day

Funny story: Dodgers' Fans Congratulate Manny on Mother's day

When Manny Ramirez went from Boston to LA last season it was as if he died in a Puritan village and woke up in Sodom and Gommorah. All of the outrageous Manny being Manny stuff that pissed off the Bostonian bluenoses just tickled the LALAlanders pin...

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Manny Maniac Ramirez's Fifty Game Suspension is Really a Maternity Leave

Funny story: Manny Maniac Ramirez's Fifty Game Suspension is Really a Maternity Leave

Former Red Sux slugger and present suspended LaLa Land Artless Dodger, Manny Ramirez has tested positive for a Female fertility drug. Human Chorionic Gonadotropin is a medication given to help women conceive. It is also a drug therapy provided to ste...

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Pee-Wee League Player Suspended For Illegal Substance Use

(Great Neck-NY) In the shadow of Manny Ramirez's 50 game suspension for the use of a controlled substance, Pee-Wee league rookie sensation Josh "Long Ball" Brenner of the Massapequa Whirlwindz was suspended for three games by the Police Athletic Leag...

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Manny Ramirez Suspended For 50 Games

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Suspended For 50 Games

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Dodgers manager and hall of famer Tommy Lasorda has called Manny Ramirez the most popular Dodger player since they moved from Brooklyn in 1958. And now the Dodger left fielder will serve a 50 game suspension becaus...

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Manny Ramirez Discovers Miracle Cure!

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Discovers Miracle Cure!

Boston Red Sox star and frequent pain in the ass Manny "Ack" Ramirez has been sidelined recently with a contract dispute that seems to have settles into one of his knees. The injury though Manny can't tell which knee is acting up has prevented him fr...

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