Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her.
The New York singer told Dr. Li...
MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater.
The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...
New York - Lawyers in a probate case before the New York courts have reported fears that the President's 'open door' policy towards vagrants, nomadics and other itinerant undesirables could blight Fifth Avenue's multi-million dollar condominiums.
In an extraordinary move it appears that a major US corporation may be about to purchase Manhattan.
The unusual move was initially laughed off but has been given credence by the Mayor's office not being prepared to deny the move.
The list of p...
NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Following the captivating final match ending fifteen days of mind-boggling athleticism and heart-stopping drama at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, the borough of Manhattan will return to not giving a crap about the borough of Q...
MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was.
Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...
The United States failed to make a payment of a piece of cloth and a beaver skin to The Seneca Nation and now must turn over Manhattan Island to the tribe.
"At first we thought it was just a clerical error," said a spokesman from the Department of...
NEW YORK - The normally filthy streets emptied out and the mind-numbing roar of the subways came to a stop. Streets emptied until you could actually cross Broadway without taking out an insurance policy. NYC's famous kamikazi cab drivers were no wher...
Apprehension gave way to fear as he exited the cab on 48th and Lexington. It was all he could do to grab his bags and find enough personal space to step out of the cab, as throngs of people in black coats and black shoes surrounded him on the corner. Two or three from the crowd were jockeying for position near the open passenger door to take the cab away from Randall Williams if he would "just g...
New York, NY - By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes. He said he would move and he's keeping his promise so far. Many wish he would h...
Under Stuyvesant Town and the surrounding area, in lower east Manhattan, lies a substantial deposit of the rare mineral platinum, and related metals: ruthenium, rhodium, palladium, osmium, and iridium.
The General Mining and Excavation Corp. of...
New York, New York - A consortium of conservancy clubs and wealthy individuals has been quietly buying up parcels of land and buildings in the heart of Manhattan, with the aim of returning the island to the condition it was in when Henry Hudson first...
Presidential plane Air Force One accompanied by a fighter jet yesterday swooped low over Manhattan and New York harbour in search of photo opportunities, sparking panic among office workers who feared another 911 scenario.
"People came flooding ou...
Midtown Manhattan, NYC - (Reuterus): Gov Eliot Spizter had yet another lucky escape today when a 15 storey-high construction crane smashed into a neighboring building.
New York, New York - The U.N. announced yesterday that it found minute amounts of phosgene, a chemical warfare agent, which causes choking attacking the lungs. The WWI warfare agent was properly contained and appropriately marked a public hazard in i...
In a bizarre speech delivered from a Manhattan street corner to passing strangers this week, the Rev. Cotton Fullafit said the following:...
New York, NY - (Ass Mess): A foul gas-like stench in the Chelsea area of Manhattan has been traced to the local Department of Homeland Insecurity office in charge of authenticating Larry Silverstein's property ownership claims of the Ground Zero...