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Funny story: Manhattan Island Sinks Beneath Hudson

Manhattan Island Sinks Beneath Hudson

Due to the increase in beverage and meal portion sizes in restaurants, there was a noticeable increase in water levels around the island of Manhattan. The locals were too busy eating their XTRA-LARGE beverages and Big Macs to notice that their isl...
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Funny story: French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...
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Funny story: Miss Piggy Forced to Break Kermie's Heart

Miss Piggy Forced to Break Kermie's Heart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Just in time for Valentine's Day, the sad news was announced today that Miss Piggy has finally realized her inter-species love affair with Kermit the Frog, is going nowhere. In a press conference held at The Plaza Hotel, Mis...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy An Apartment In Manhattan

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy An Apartment In Manhattan

MANHATTAN - One of the most popular real estate agents in New York City is reporting that she received a call from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Paige Dragonhollow, 29, with The Luxury Apartments 'R' Us Realty Company said that Mr. Jong Un expr...
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Funny story: Spoof writer embarks on Manhattan Project

Spoof writer embarks on Manhattan Project

Western MA- Spoof writer Kevin Murphy has begun a new Manhattan project. Inspired by talk show host Rachel Maddow, research and experimentation into making a good Manhattan has begun in earnest. Preliminary results indicate that Kentucky strai...
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Funny story: Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
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Funny story: Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...
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Funny story: Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...
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Funny story: Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

New York - Lawyers in a probate case before the New York courts have reported fears that the President's 'open door' policy towards vagrants, nomadics and other itinerant undesirables could blight Fifth Avenue's multi-million dollar condominiums.
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Funny story: Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan

Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan

In an extraordinary move it appears that a major US corporation may be about to purchase Manhattan. The unusual move was initially laughed off but has been given credence by the Mayor's office not being prepared to deny the move. The list of p...
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Funny story: After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Following the captivating final match ending fifteen days of mind-boggling athleticism and heart-stopping drama at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, the borough of Manhattan will return to not giving a crap about the borough of Q...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was. Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...
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Funny story: US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

The United States failed to make a payment of a piece of cloth and a beaver skin to The Seneca Nation and now must turn over Manhattan Island to the tribe. "At first we thought it was just a clerical error," said a spokesman from the Department of...
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Funny story: First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey

First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey

NEW YORK - The normally filthy streets emptied out and the mind-numbing roar of the subways came to a stop. Streets emptied until you could actually cross Broadway without taking out an insurance policy. NYC's famous kamikazi cab drivers were no wher...
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Funny story: Manhattan Mercenary

Manhattan Mercenary

Apprehension gave way to fear as he exited the cab on 48th and Lexington. It was all he could do to grab his bags and find enough personal space to step out of the cab, as throngs of people in black coats and black shoes surrounded him on the corner. Two or three from the crowd were jockeying for position near the open passenger door to take the cab away from Randall Williams if he would "just g...
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Funny story: Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

New York, NY - By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes. He said he would move and he's keeping his promise so far. Many wish he would h...
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Funny story: Mining Company Claims Parts of Manhattan

Mining Company Claims Parts of Manhattan

Under Stuyvesant Town and the surrounding area, in lower east Manhattan, lies a substantial deposit of the rare mineral platinum, and related metals: ruthenium, rhodium, palladium, osmium, and iridium. The General Mining and Excavation Corp. of...
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Funny story: Manhattan Island National Park?

Manhattan Island National Park?

New York, New York - A consortium of conservancy clubs and wealthy individuals has been quietly buying up parcels of land and buildings in the heart of Manhattan, with the aim of returning the island to the condition it was in when Henry Hudson first...
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