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Funny story: David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

One year on and we take a look back at David Moyes time as manager of Manchester United July 1st - Fails to recognise Wayne Rooney on first day at job. Despite managing him at Everton. Rooney never properly forgives him. July 18th - Moyes sugge...
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Funny story: Manchester United: New Season, New Challenges

Manchester United: New Season, New Challenges

Everyone is waiting to see how Man Utd perform this season under new management following last seasons horrific performances. What will be his new line up? Who else will he buy? And the most important of all questions surrounding this mammoth club...
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Funny story: Manchester United still number one

Manchester United still number one

Five o'clock in the afternoon every weekday is an important time for any football fan. As the closing bell rings in London's Stock Exchange, they rush home to look up their team and see how they have fared in the day's trading. This week Manchester U...
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Funny story: Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

It was supposed to be a milestone day for Football club Manchester United. With Dutch manager Louis Van Gaal returning from the World Cup to be presented to the United squad. However the day took an unusual turn when during a meeting with the player...
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Funny story: British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

London. The latest controversy involving Scouse hero Luis Suarez at the world cup in Brazil has led to an unprecedented deluge of condemnatory emails and letters to the country's newspapers here are just a sample. W Rooney, Manchester: "Ban him fr...
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Funny story: UK soccer gossip columns convinced Man United are signing 5000 new players!

UK soccer gossip columns convinced Man United are signing 5000 new players!

Man United's new manager, Louis van Gaal, is signing 5000 new players according to the gossip columns in the UK tabloids. After United's demise last season every single newspaper is offering King Louis advice on who to buy and the list has reached...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs smokes a joint with King Louis!

Ryan Giggs smokes a joint with King Louis!

Ryan Giggs was spotted leaving a Dutch coastal hotel and flying as high as a local kyte-surfer after smoking a joint or two with King Louis van Gaal. Smoke got in their eyes as they discussed Man United's dreadful season and how the pair of them c...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Sacked After Home Defeat Against Sunderland

Ryan Giggs Sacked After Home Defeat Against Sunderland

Manchester United have sacked temporary manager Ryan Giggs after the home defeat today to Sunderland. The match ended 1-0 to the visitors. An official announcement will be made shortly. Giggs, known as Giggsy, will, like former manager Davi...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Brings Romance Back To Old Trafford

Ryan Giggs Brings Romance Back To Old Trafford

Manchester-Ryan Giggs or 'Giggs-y' as he insists on being called reflected sulkily on his first week in charge of Manchester United the club he's supported since he were a lad. "Oooh it were right nice, i'm dead luck-eh int I? We'll be right good aga...
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Funny story: David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

After completing a distinguished career as Manchester United manager spanning nearly 10 months, former Everton and Preston North End manager David Moyes was re-released into his native Scottish highland habitat yesterday. Walking northward towar...
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Funny story: Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

The ousted manager of Manchester United, Chris Moyles, has openly admitted on a couch on some breakfast television programme that no one really watches, that he perhaps shouldn't have taken the manager's job at the Manchester united Football club in...
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Funny story: Moyes tells van Gaal he's Double Dutch!

Moyes tells van Gaal he's Double Dutch!

Ex-Man Utd manager has been in touch with the favourite to take his place, Nederland coach, Louis van Gaal, and told him, and I quote; "You must be f++kíng mad laddie!" King Louis replied in his best kings Dutch, "Gottverdomme klootzak!"...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...
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Funny story: Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United's descent into mediocrity is due to a plague of purple lizard humanoids. David Ike, not to be confused with David Icke or David Moyes phoned the Spoof's Manchester United Crisis phone line this morning offering his services as co...
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Funny story: Moyes for West Ham in Amazing Swap

Moyes for West Ham in Amazing Swap

An amazing last minute deal has been fixed between Manchester United's owners and West Ham. In the deal Sam Allardyce will take over as Manager of the Manchester club and David Moyes will manage West Ham. A joint announcement from the two Premier...
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Funny story: Manchester United Scout Has Eye On Teenage Neighbor

Manchester United Scout Has Eye On Teenage Neighbor

Manchester - UK: His eyes trained on the Salford High 6th Form Football pitch during after-school practice, Manchester United Youth Scout Arthur Grimshaw announced Monday that he sees "great promise" in Center Forward Kevin Ginn's girlfriend Chloe Jo...
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Funny story: Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England. Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smu...
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Funny story: Confused Manchester United fan has latest result explained to him

Confused Manchester United fan has latest result explained to him

Self-proclaimed "Red Devils nut" Simon Bobaganush was left in need of an explanation from fellow fans following Manchester United's defeat to derby rivals Manchester City 3-0 on Tuesday night. Simon had asked other football fans in his local pub to e...
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