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Funny story: Man City Merry-Go-Round

Man City Merry-Go-Round

New Manchester City coach Manuel Pellegrini used his first press conference to insist that he is here for the long term. "I intend to impose a certain playing style on City, through my methods and ideas we will-" Manuel was cut off as a burly a...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager

Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager

Sir Alex Ferguson, the outgoing manager of Premier League champions Manchester United, is to be unveiled later this week as the new manager of arch-rivals, and last year's champions, Manchester City. Sir Alex, 81, handed in his resignation letter...
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Funny story: Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

A disgruntled Manchester City fan today proudly announced his family will 'eat like royalty for a week' after he decided not to pay the outrageous price of £62 to watch 90 minutes of football at the Emirates Stadium in 'that there London'. Manches...
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Funny story: Balotelli booed, battered and Borussia-d off!

Balotelli booed, battered and Borussia-d off!

After being involved in Man City's dreadful exhibition of anti-football played by a bunch of multi-millionaire cheats, Signor Balotelli, innocently, was booed off of the Dortmund pitch by 86000 laughing, happy Germans (unusual occurrence; apart from...
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Funny story: Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered. City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed. (Daily Mail) Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings. Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated. (Daily Mirror) If they go on the pitch thinking...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Joey Barton move to Marseille breaks down

Transfer Window: Joey Barton move to Marseille breaks down

Joey Barton broke down in tears today as details emerged that his on/off transfer to Marseille in France was OFF. A broken hearted Barton tweeted today "Been forced to go back training with the kids and fellow Taliban members at 2pm today..."...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 27th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 27th August 2012

Swansea's excellent start to the season has caught the eye of Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas, who used Twitter to pay tribute to Michael Laudrup's side. (Daily Mirror) Sounds like another ex-Arsenal player wanting to join a club at the top of the table. Celtic have initiated talks with Auxerre over the transfer of Willy Boly as manager Neil Lennon seeks a dominant centre-half. (Mail on Sunday) I...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 25th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 25th August 2012

AIK Stockholm fans took their "12th man" role to the extreme when they travelled to the hotel of their club's Europa League opponents, CSKA Moscow, and set off fireworks in the middle of the night. (Metro) The fans later apologised and blamed Stockholm Syndrome. Everton manager David Moyes has pulled off another coup by signing 17-year-old French wonderkid M'Baye Niang for £2m from Caen. (Th...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair" (Daily Mirror) They're repaying at 50p per week. Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood. (Sunday People) Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen. (BBC Sport) I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton? The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal (Metro) EBAY! Frank Lampard, 3...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012

Manchester City win the Community Shield with goals from a 3-2 win over Chelsea at Villa Park. Fans who missed the game while watching the more entertaining ego-free Olympic coverage, could be excused thinking it was a another PR stunt by Max Clifford when the names of 2011/12 missing strikers Fernando Torres and Carlos Tevez both appeared on the scoresheet. Eyewitness video footage shows th...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 13th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 13th August 2012

Carlos Tevez has stunned Manchester City's coaching staff by returning to training over a stone lighter than last season. (Sunday Mirror) The Atkins Diet strikes again! Blackburn manager Steve Kean is under pressure before the start of the season, with Shebby Singh, advisor to the club's owners, saying he will be sacked if Rovers lose their first three games. (The Observer) In a remarkable...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Luis Suarez agrees new long-term deal with Liverpool. (BBC Sport) He's going to racially abuse and refuse to shake hands with opposition players for even longer than originally expected. Dutch international Wesley Sneijder is urging Inter Milan to buy his team-mate, 27-year-old midfielder Nigel de Jong, from Manchester City. (Metro) He also wants a push-bike, a packet of sweets and a new c...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground. (Metro) Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City. AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club. (Daily Mail) 'Accrington Stanley?' Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations. (Daily Mail) Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour. Manchester United...
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