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Funny story: Florida Jails Animal Lover For Petting Manatee

Florida Jails Animal Lover For Petting Manatee

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce man, Wyan William Waterman, was arrested Sunday after posting online photos of himself and two young children petting and holding a manatee calf, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (F...
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Funny story: The Manatee: A Pleasant Change from Cheryl Cole, Ashley and Tiger Woods

The Manatee: A Pleasant Change from Cheryl Cole, Ashley and Tiger Woods

This week we're in search of the mysterious, mystical manatee. This lovely animal was quite a sex symbol in its day. Indeed, the manatee's aura of glamour illuminates a very special ante room of natural history (it has its own odour too, as well as an aura, though that hardly smacks of glamour). The manatee is a refreshing thing to contemplate these days. It makes a pleasant change from Cheryl...
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Funny story: Manatees Succumb to Climate Change

Manatees Succumb to Climate Change

The unusually cold weather that struck Florida in January has killed at least 5 percent of West Indies manatees this year. That amounts to 280 in all. What is the significance of this news? * No more Manatee-ka-bobs * McDonald's can no longer sell "Big Manatee with Fries and a Coke." * Postponement of the Key West's annual Manatee Look-a-Like contest. * Manatee linguini is n...
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