The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name.
The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...
Several hundred shoppers became disoriented inside a local shopping mall this afternoon, saying erroneous "You Are Here" arrows led them to believe they were there when they really weren't. The confused shoppers were later safely led out of the mall...
Plans for a massive new shopping mall in Arbroath have been put on ice.
A somewhat frosty approval for the 20-megastore complex was given begrudgingly by the Highlands District Council in February last year. But local traders argued that they didn...
MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park.
The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...
Santa Fe, New Mexico - Dirk Johnson, 16, and known to his friends and himself as a "bad boy", spends most of his time giving grief to a local mall security guard. Dirk is blissfully unaware of his fate.
Dirk does rather poorly in school, mainly f...
I think that I pissed off some people yesterday. Of course, for folks who come into contact with me, this is not something rare or new.
I need a new suit. I got too fat to wear my older ones (and they were old and dying anyway) and was down to just two tweed sportcoats. Since winter is approaching, I wanted at least one new suit now for church, weddings, funerals, and just looking studely in...
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