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Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

Funny story: Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

LOS ANGELES - Behind heavily fortified fencing and along the shark infested waters in Malibu, aging singer, Barbra Streisand, the lady that sang the phrase 'People, who need other people, are the luckiest people in the world', now believes people are...

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America's Oldest Surfer Is 103

Funny story: America's Oldest Surfer Is 103

MALIBU BEACH - Malibu Beach is a surfers paradise noted for its long lazy point breaks and ideal wind conditions. Malibu Beach is also where on the weekends you can find one of the most popular surfers on the Left Coast, Claire Lemonfire who just...

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NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...

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Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

Funny story: Katy Perry Spotted At Rob Pattinson's Vampire Villa in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, the singer who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" were recently seen entering RPattz infamous Vampire Villa located in Malibu Beach. The couple was s...

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Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Funny story: Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...

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The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

Funny story: The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

SHERMAN OAKS, California - It has been reported that Charlie Sheen AKA the Space Cadet gave Lindsay Lohan AKA Lucky Lohan $100,000 so she could pay her income taxes. But Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight spoke to a very close, unnamed frien...

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Miley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!

HOLLYWOOD - Liam Hemsworth's fianceé Miley Cyrus appeared on an episode of Two and A Half Men and the ratings went through the roof. Cyrus, who is 19, was offered the guest starring role of Georgia, which was later changed to Mississippi (Missi) b...

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Lindsay Lohan and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attend Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez' Party Honoring Levi Strauss - The Blue Jean King

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attend Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez' Party Honoring Levi Strauss - The Blue Jean King

MALIBU BEACH - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, who are both big fans of blue jeans, just threw a Blue Jean Party honoring the man who invented Levi's none other than Levi Strauss. The Left Coast fandango took place at Rob Pattinson's exquisite Mal...

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Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement. According to Fajita San Gua...

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Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

Funny story: Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town is the land where anything can happen and everything usually does. I mean who in the civilized world would ever have even remotely imagined that an actor (i.e. Charlie Sheen) would quit a super cush job on Two and A Half Me...

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Rob Pattinson Confesses That Kristen Stewart Is A Sure-Fire Cure For The Summertime Blues

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Kristen Stewart Is A Sure-Fire Cure For The Summertime Blues

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight series movies Rob Pattinson was sitting on the beach in front of his Vampire Villa Beach House when he was spotted by an entertainment media reporter. RPattz has always been noted for being very cordial to t...

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Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin Spotted Doing Some Hot and Heavy Hoochy-Koochying on Malibu Beach

Funny story: Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin Spotted Doing Some Hot and Heavy Hoochy-Koochying on Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - It appears by all accounts that the relationship between American Idol Judge Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin the star of Kate Plus 8 has really heated up. An unnamed source who lives on Malibu Beach told Pia Confetti of The El Lay In...

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Honduras Has Captured A Cocaine-Laded Submarine That Reportedly Was Headed For Malibu Beach

Funny story: Honduras Has Captured A Cocaine-Laded Submarine That Reportedly Was Headed For Malibu Beach

TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras - The Honduran Navy has reportedly captured a 90-foot submarine, off the coast of neighboring El Salvador, that allegedly was destined for Malibu Beach, California. The submarine which had personalized Arizona license plates...

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Rob Pattinson Denies The Rumor That He And Sofia Vergara, Star of 'Modern Family' Were Canoodling Under The Stars At Malibu Beach

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Denies The Rumor That He And Sofia Vergara, Star of 'Modern Family' Were Canoodling Under The Stars At Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The star of the Twilight motion pictures has recently been linked to the very gorgeously endowed Colombian actress Sofia Vergara. Vergara stars on the number one sit-com in America Modern Family. Earlier this year the show won four...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Crash A Malibu Beach Wedding Reception

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Crash A Malibu Beach Wedding Reception

MALIBU BEACH - One second the wedding party is having a great time and the groom is singing Karaoke to a Justin Bieber song and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere in walks Justin Bieber and the place erupts into civilized pandemonium. Yes on...

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The Real Reason Why Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn

Funny story: The Real Reason Why Scarlett Johansson Dumped Sean Penn

MALIBU BEACH - The May-December romance between Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson barely lasted half a season before the blonde star ended it. Johansson, who is 26, first gained movie fame for her film portrayal in The Horse Whisperer, which was ba...

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