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Malia Obama has won $50,000 Oral Roberts fracking scholarship

Funny story: Malia Obama has won $50,000 Oral Roberts fracking scholarship

Washington DC - Looks like the elder First Daughter is destined to read jurisprudence at Tulsa, Oklahoma's Oral Roberts University on a $50,000 scholarship sponsored by US super major UpStreamCorp. This morning a White House aide smiled widely bu...

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Boko Haram stalking Obama First Daughters' school run motorcade?

Funny story: Boko Haram stalking Obama First Daughters' school run motorcade?

Washington DC - Islamist kidnappers Boko Haram were the top suspects today when Malia and Sasha Obama's armor plated school run ground to a halt amid reports of a stalker tailing the five-car motorcade. Luckily the perpetrator turned out to be so...

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Two and A Half Men Announces That Malia and Sasha Obama Will Be Appearing On The Show

Funny story: Two and A Half Men Announces That Malia and Sasha Obama Will Be Appearing On The Show

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the CBS sitcom Two and A Half Men has just informed the Hollywood Press that the show will have the nation's first kiddoes appear in an upcoming episode. The White House has confirmed that Malia and Sasha Obama will...

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Miley Cyrus Banned From The White House

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Banned From The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just issued an official White House message which states that pop singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed on the White House property. Colfax informed the White House Press Corps that th...

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Obama Sisters Not Playing

Funny story: Obama Sisters Not Playing

Washington, D.C. The Obama sisters, Malia and Sasha, are currently not playing with each other. This is said to be due to a recent visit by a cousin of the sisters at the White House. Malia Obama peeked in the cousin's secret diary when she -- Mal...

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Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

Funny story: Sasha and Malia Obama Dressed Up As Bo For Halloween Costumes

WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...

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Liberty University Revokes Glenn Beck's Honorary Doctorate

Funny story: Liberty University Revokes Glenn Beck's Honorary Doctorate

Lynchburg, VA - Glenn Beck's recent behavior on his radio broadcast this past week has led the good people at Liberty University to re-think their decision about bestowing Beck with an honorary doctorate in humanities and the school is in the process...

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Obama Girls Upset At Father's Universal Health Care Plan

Funny story: Obama Girls Upset At Father's Universal Health Care Plan

The first daughter's are upset at President Barack Obama, saying that his Universal Health Care Reform Plan does not go far enough. Malia and Sasha Obama are upset that acne and pimple creams will not be covered as prescription drugs under the propo...

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In Twilight Eclipse, Malia Obama May Have Walk-On Part

Funny story: In Twilight Eclipse, Malia Obama May Have Walk-On Part

Barack and Michelle's oldest daughter Malia may have a wish come true before long as she has been invited to a walk-on role as an extra in the June, 2010 movie, Twilight Eclipse. "She is really excited", stated the First Lady, Michelle. "This has...

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President Obama Won't Let Malia and Sasha Use Amy Carter's Treehouse

Funny story: President Obama Won't Let Malia and Sasha Use Amy Carter's Treehouse

In the late 1970's, while Jimmy Carter was President of the United States, he had a treehouse built in the trees of the White House lawns for his daughter Amy. While the treehouse was not used in the Reagan, Bush senior, or Clinton administrations,...

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Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

Funny story: Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...

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