The Australian government will issue a postal plebiscite (kind of a questionnaire for plebs) to ask Australians to vote on what the date is.
Dogged by claims of being out of touch, Prime Minister Malarkey Bullshite indicated in federal parliament...
After the much publicised Rudd/Gillard/Rudd Pri-Minister musical chairs some years ago it seems the Liberal Party, not to be outdone are now orchestrating their own Abbott/Turnbull/Abbott thing.
Many who watch Australian news were completely confu...
A two year investigation into the integrity of Australian Federal politicians identified one non-dodgy member of parliament. Headed up by Professor Wayne Brown-Cardigan, the Parliamentary Investigation analysed the behaviours of all 226 politicians i...
23 million Aussies have woken up this week wondering if aliens abducted Malcolm Bullshite and replaced him with one of their own. Recent coup d'etat winner and serial smiling assassin Bullshite was sworn in as the latest Aussie Prime Minister this we...
Tanks surround Parliament House in Canberra tonight after a bloody coup d'etat which saw hapless ex-President Tony Abcess dragged from the Chamber and summarily shot outside the fish and chip shop in the main street of the capital. He died with a dee...
Well people 2011 is well and truly gone. We're finally free of a totally screwed up year of earthquakes, tsunamis, giant gyrations on the stock market and the usual Dr. Evil buggery from both the Climate believers and deniers.
The Chinese say that 2012 is gonna be the year of the 'Dragon'. I Les Patterson Junior, number one son to the greatest Australian since Errol Flynn would disagree polite...
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