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Funny story:  Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Crawford, Texas - Thousands of packages of illicit bush meat labeled Rocky Mountain Oyster Delight have been traced to a bison testicle tickling - uh, pickling! - plant in Texas. A food hygiene standards swoop in Ebola-torn Sierra Leone this morn...
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Funny story:  TV Judge Alex Wants To Decide Pending House Lawsuit Against President Obama-Sources

TV Judge Alex Wants To Decide Pending House Lawsuit Against President Obama-Sources

Washington DC-Florida judge Alex Ferrer, the host of the syndicated courtroom TV show Judge Alex, is purportedly talking to representatives of President Barack Obama and House of Representatives Speak John Boehner about hearing the lawsuit which the...
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Funny story:  It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundre...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA Former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, a devout creationist, stated today that it was true that dinosaurs and homo sapiens existed at the same time because she remembers that her grandparents had to...
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Funny story:  Duke Of Edinburgh To Be Privatised

Duke Of Edinburgh To Be Privatised

Up to three Dukes of Edinburgh will be operated by the private sector to cope with the increase in Diplomatic duties in any new Independent Scotland. it was announced by the Palace this morning. However, the process by which this might happen is not...
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Funny story:  Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Born on the mean streets of Canterbury, British tough guy - actor Orlando Bloom - knows a thing or two about violence. Raised by a pair of hippies, Bloom was well known for his fighting skills - he was after all the leader of the Canterbury Cunts -...
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda supergrass asks $20m for Oklahoma bomber 'sleeping partner' vid

Al Qaeda supergrass asks $20m for Oklahoma bomber 'sleeping partner' vid

Washington DC - A top flight snitch claims to have video footage of a 'second bomber' in a parked truck with Timothy McVeigh outside the Oklahoma City federal building just before the 1995 blast. And for $20m he'll release the surveillance tape th...
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Funny story:  The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

JERUSALEM--Settling, once and for all, the Old Testament challenge, "Whose God is greater, mine or thine?" the three Abrahamic religions--Judaism, Christianity, and Islam--will meet in a cage fight in Jerusalem next week. Three champions have been c...
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Funny story:  Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...
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Funny story:  Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation

Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation

Washington D.C. - President Obama today revealed he has decided to embark on a two-and-a-half year long vacation, and return to his job one day before his second term expires - just to tie up any loose ends before leaving office. The annou...
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Funny story:  Scientists uncover the source of colour

Scientists uncover the source of colour

Theoretical physicists have long since understood that the universe is comprised of electrons, neutrons and protons, but have been scratching their head for decades as to what makes different things different colours. After decades of searching, they...
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Funny story:  Bored man reveals fear of running out of things to read on the internet by early 2015

Bored man reveals fear of running out of things to read on the internet by early 2015

Internet-obsessive Steven Diceham revealed his fears today that he might run out of things to read on the internet by as early as January 2015. "with the recent purchase of my new internet phone and unlimited wireless at home - I have been reading a...
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Funny story:  Relief as plane lands safely - Mostly due to the efforts of the "Carry On Jihad" team

Relief as plane lands safely - Mostly due to the efforts of the "Carry On Jihad" team

There was huge relief last night when it was revealed that a plane had landed safely despite FIVE seperate plots to bring it down. Flight MH 666 touched down safely in Dubai against incredible odds, and only because of some of the most inept attempts...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg A Liberal Shock Claim

Nick Clegg A Liberal Shock Claim

The Government has been rocked by allegations that the Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, is a secret Liberal. An article published in yesterdays Guardian claims that Clegg was in fact for years the leader of a party called the Liberal Democrats. Thi...
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Funny story:  Tree Wonders If Anyone Heard It Fall

Tree Wonders If Anyone Heard It Fall

Middle Of Nowhere, Montana - Doug Fir, a 200-year-old coniferous evergreen, took a tumble last week while enjoying his afternoon of standing in the same spot he'd been in his whole life thus far and swaying in the breeze. "The wind all of a sudde...
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Funny story:  Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Following Monday's sell out Strolling Bones Concert, the police were called to an old peat bog near the Rock Venue. At first, due to the proximity of the site to Ireland's premier Venue, It was thought that Inebriated Concert Band members had fallen...
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Funny story:  Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich and Persian royal wannabe Reza Pahlavi are among dozens of foreign VIPs ousted from their respective armor plated SUVs this week and made to walk in a NYPD crackdown on unlicensed taxi drivers. Adding i...
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Funny story:  Good Samaritan Is Actually A Total Prick

Good Samaritan Is Actually A Total Prick

A good Samaritan, who helped an old lady across a busy street in Fort Lauderdale, has been revealed to be a total and utter 'cunt' by family members, and not the caring passer-by who helps old people. "When I read about this 'Good Samaritan', who...
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