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Famed Explorer to Search for Missing Flight MH 370

Funny story: Famed Explorer to Search for Missing Flight MH 370

Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak has announced that he has called on retired gentleman explorer Victor Nicholas to discover the remains of flight MH 370. "We owe it to the families of the victims of this tragedy to use all means to search and...

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Missing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.

Funny story: Missing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia- 35 year old software engineer, Abu Panzer has "fessed up" to his wife after spending almost the last month hidden in his girlfriend's downtown apartment. His wife of 14 years dropped him off at KL International on the 8th...

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Missing plane never left the tarmac says LA psychic

Funny story: Missing plane never left the tarmac says LA psychic

Los Angeles, California - Aviation search parties would be better off scouring the Malaysian runway a clairvoyant Los Angeles shaman said today accusing airport authorities of using a cloak 'n' dagger cloaking device and other high tech stuff. Pom...

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Aliens hacked into missing jet's motherboard, maybe

Funny story: Aliens hacked into missing jet's motherboard, maybe

Peterson Air Force Base, El Paso County - A new theory about the plane's disappearance says some sort of alien Trojan took control of its high tech system during an out-of-radar ascent over the Wild Sargasso Sea. Reports of a large low-flying moth...

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Missing Malaysian Jet Found in Basement of Amish Church Playing X-Box

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777 wide-body passenger plane with 239 people on board, which disappeared an hour after takeoff almost a week ago and has since been the focus of a massive international search, has finally been located. The mi...

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A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Funny story: A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Researchers for Arizona's famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama's teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia. Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...

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The Glass Scimitar Chapter One; A Porlock Soames Adventure

Funny story: The Glass Scimitar Chapter One; A Porlock Soames Adventure

Being An Excerpt From The ReminiscencesOf Dr James H Flotsam, M. D.,late of the Secret Service Medical Department Chapter One: Mr Porlock Soames In the year 1878 I took my degree of Doctor of Hatmaking from the University of Budleigh Salterton, and proceeded to Aldeburgh to undergo the course prescribed for surgeons in the Secret Service. Finding that I was refused entry to the students'...

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Aussies trying to export their asylum seekers

The Australian Federal Government is asking everyone to pretend it's going to be OK to send asylum seekers who land illegally in Australia to Malaysia for processing. Australian Immigration Minister Chris Bowen said today: "Look, we know everyone...

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Life Sentences: Maritime Memories

Funny story: Life Sentences: Maritime Memories

Waking once more, he took a swig of grog from the hollowed-out skull of the ship's chaplain. He gurned like an ill-tempered bulldog in the ferocious sunlight and stared at the cork life-jacket lying at my feet. Scratching his chin with the rusty hook that served as his left hand, he turned his one good eye to me. "Have a gorilla", he rasped. But I had to decline. "No thanks", I was forced to...

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Police In Malaysia Uncover A Huge 700,000 Counterfeit Condoms Ring

Funny story: Police In Malaysia Uncover A Huge 700,000 Counterfeit Condoms Ring

KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysian authorities have uncovered one of the largest counterfeit condoms rings in recent history. Selangor "Corky" Melaremku, deputy director of Malaysia's Department of Prophylactics has issued a statement stating that undercove...

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Kuala Lumpur not fooled by "Spiderman"

Funny story: Kuala Lumpur not fooled by "Spiderman"

Alain Robert, a Spiderman impersonator from France, failed to fool the people of Kuala Lumpur yesterday when he forgot to wear his costume. Crowds, although moderately impressed with his climbing skills, were incensed when M. Robert (he's French)...

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Marshals mace Malay melee

Funny story: Marshals mace Malay melee

KUALA LUMPUR, Maylaysia - Marshals maced thousands of fuming protesters livid about having to go to school. Over a hundred were arrested to protect the Throne. The protesters screamed "Long live the English language". Police were stunned...

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