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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Marries Beauty Queen

Taylor Lautner Marries Beauty Queen

In a shocker, Hollywood has been a-buzz today with the news that Actor Taylor Lautner had married Kate Linden, a beauty queen from California, several weeks ago! Lautner told reporters today that he had been seeing Kate off and on for the past six...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Needs To Throw All Of Her Makeup In The Trash Can

Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Needs To Throw All Of Her Makeup In The Trash Can

WATERLOO, Iowa - Dolly Parton at 67, showed everyone that she can still bring 'em in as she performed before a sold-out concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo. Parton sang all of her big hits from "Appalachian Memories" to "You...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Eye Shadow for men

Sparks and Mensa launch Eye Shadow for men

Sparks and Mensa the high street shop for the supernova of the intelligentsia have announced a new eye make up range aimed exclusively at men. "The eye liner range we launched last year did remarkably well," said manager of the Dorking store, Just...
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Funny story: Women's brains are primed for make-up

Women's brains are primed for make-up

Neuroscience has located a section of the female brain that is seemingly geared towards wanting to wear make-up. Located in the primitive hind brain, the so dubbed 'Number 7' section is not present in male brains. "We've studied this group of n...
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Funny story: The Reason The American Advertising Alliance Pulled Taylor Swift's CoverGal Makeup Ad

The Reason The American Advertising Alliance Pulled Taylor Swift's CoverGal Makeup Ad

CLEVELAND - Country music singing sensation Taylor Swift had just finished performing at The WWW Dot Coliseum in Cleveland when she was quickly whisked away to her backstage dressing room by an assistant. Apparently Taylor had gotten a call from a...
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Funny story: Cosmetics Manufacturer Admits 'We Don't Even Know Who's In Our Advert'

Cosmetics Manufacturer Admits 'We Don't Even Know Who's In Our Advert'

In an official statement that is set to shock the advertising world to it's core, Italian cosmetics giants Newtro-Gina have at last admitted they don't actually know themselves, who stars in their adverts. For years viewers around the world have t...
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Funny story: Shock Admission By Film Makers

Shock Admission By Film Makers

Film studio and TV programme makers have admitted using make up to change the appearance of actors and actresses. Some details will be particularly shocking to film aficionados, especially the discovery that thousands of pounds worth of make up w...
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Funny story: Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...
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Funny story: Brown in Makeupgate Scandal!

Brown in Makeupgate Scandal!

Prime Minister Gordon was this morning sensationally stripped of his 3rd place Bronze medal for his performance in last nights leaders debate after Scrutineers found that Lord Mandelson had written Love & You on Mr.Brown's eyelids! The Media a...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene: Mineral Make-Up Best For Teens, Moms

Ashley Greene: Mineral Make-Up Best For Teens, Moms

According to the recent breakthroughs in cosmetics, natural minerals used for make-up will do no harm and actually help the skin of today's young ladies and help restore damage by the use of artificial cosmetics in the past. "Natural minerals is...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole a 'Minging Munter'

Cheryl Cole a 'Minging Munter'

(Defecated News) We love to hate them, but paparazzi give the showbiz world the exposure they deserve. From 'up-skirt shots' of Brittney Spears to killing Princess Diana - they have served the community honourably. However, their recent photos of...
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Funny story: The New Face Of Cover Girl Is...Ellen Degeneres?!

The New Face Of Cover Girl Is...Ellen Degeneres?!

Unbelievably, Cover Girl cosmetics has selected comediene/talkshow host/boob-squeazer Ellen Degeneres as their latest spokeswoman, er, spokesperson, er, spokeswhatever. "We realised that we weren't cornering the funny, middle-aged, boyish, marr...
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Funny story: Zac Efron's Makeup Mishap

Zac Efron's Makeup Mishap

It seems common knowledge (to any prepubescent girl) that teen heartthrob Zac Efron is extremely self conscious about his image. But the High School Musical star had to recently had to deny gay rumours after he was seen with a distinct powder on his...
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Funny story: Boy George to Release New Album

Boy George to Release New Album

Los Angeles, CA - Musical Icon and paint palette Boy George, of Culture Club and solo artist fame, is set to release his first new album in eleven years.
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