Donald Trump has agreed to help Oprah make the final airing of her show to be extremely memorable. He has agreed to have a 'total make-over' including THE hair.
Top stylist to the stars "Fabio deScizzario" has been chosed to restyle THE hair.
WASHINGTON, DC - On President Barack Hussein Obama's first day back in the office from his tenth vacation in three months, he has returned to a freshly redecorated Oval Office with a jungle-theme to make the President feel more at-home.
A White Ho...
Commuters at Grand Central Station in New York City yesterday were startled to see Little Red Riding Hood holding a press conference at the information desk. She wants the world to know that she's getting a makeover.
Wearing her trusty hooded re...
The Daleks courted fresh controversy yesterday after exterminating beloved fashion gurus Trinny and Susannah. The extermination came following a make-over which saw the drab extra-terrestial tin cans put into a variety of colours, designed to best sh...
Jackson, MS. - Students at Martin Van Buren high School in Mud Flaps, Mississippi received quite a surprise when they returned to school Monday. Their run-down school principal, who was accidentally highlighted by Barrack Obama after his teleprompte...
Elm Street, Chicago - Freddy Krueger, the famous serial killer from the Nightmare on Elm Street movie series is to get a makeover.
Krueger was released from prison last year after spending four years incarcerated at San Quentin for "Dream Invasion...
Dame Susan Boyle , OBE, Knight of the realm, is to be given a makeover by that strange creature Gok. The weird thing with the tin-tin quiff, beat fellow tran-sexual rivals Tranny and Suemanna for the job.
Gok real name 'Gok Wanabeinmygang' said...
In a brand new series of television treat, What not to wear, latest guest Darth Vader wishes he could wear more colour, as he feels black is too limiting a colour.
Speaking to Trinny and Susanah the feared Sith Over-lord said: 'I do appreciate th...
Pasadena, California (IPP) - Sarah Palin is selling expensive clothes on Ebay and she says she is "making a killing" under the avatar ImrichUaint.
So far she has accumulated a score of 73 100% positive feedback. All of her items have featured fre...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is now campaigning nude to protest the 'sexist' criticism she has received over her new $150,000 wardrobe which she received for free.
"As you can see, I am now campaig...
As an outcome of the recent housing downturn the lifestyle of the nearly homeless has become "high style" with rich people and movies stars downsizing in droves, sometimes voluntarily, from multimillion-dollar homes and con...
How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasure
When we decided to accept Michael Moore's challenge and give him an Extreme Makeover, we realised that this was never going to be easy. Just chatting among ourselves we agreed that Mike would best be served by moving to cities experiencing a blac...
Following hot on the designer heels of the ratings smash "The Swan" Fox has announced plans for a career makeover show, "The Stork". Tina Tinee, Fox Executive Vice President for Concepts So Crazy They Might Just Work, explained, "In this show 12 c...
After more then 2,000 purported plastic surgeries Michael Jackson has achieved the results he has strived to obtain for nearly two decades. Appearing on the Maury Povich All Star Celebrity Make Over Special, Jackson returned in 6 weeks looking...
The Bravo Network is announcing that it has shot and will air an episode of its highly popular reality TV program in which some gay men do a total makeover on a needy heterosexual male.