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Funny story:  The Houston Astros Decide Not To Change Their Name After All

The Houston Astros Decide Not To Change Their Name After All

HOUSTON - The owner of the Houston Astros, Drayton McLane, Jr., has assured the Houston fans that contrary to what the rumor mills have been churning out, he has decided not to change the team's name. Sporting Chance Magazine had reported that sev...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Hates Baseball

Simon Cowell Hates Baseball

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell made it known to the executives at the Fox Network that he was not happy that the post-season baseball game between the San Francisco Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals caused his show, X-Factor to be preempted. The Nation...
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Funny story:  Ghosts will play for Yankees tonight in Detroit!

Ghosts will play for Yankees tonight in Detroit!

DETROIT, Michigan (ABSNN) - The Detroit Tigers showed no mercy to the merciless New York Yankees last night. The score of the game is unimportant. What matters is that the Yankees are down to their last nine innings of baseball this season. The...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...
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Funny story:  MLB Suspects Watergate Leaks in Boston Pipeline

MLB Suspects Watergate Leaks in Boston Pipeline

Calling the Plumbers! The Red Sox waiver wire sprung a leak in August. And now MLB wants to order a sump pump to dredge out the Sox front office. Someone not named Gordon Liddy may be responsible. August in Boston featured more leaks than t...
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Funny story:  Houston Astros - The Worst Team In Baseball Is Moving?

Houston Astros - The Worst Team In Baseball Is Moving?

HOUSTON - Reports are still sketchy but according to a reliable, inside, unnamed source Major League Baseball's worst team is probably going to be leaving The Bayou City. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno said that his source has told hi...
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Funny story:  Former Red Sox and Yankee Roger Clemens No Hits the Feds in Court Verdict

Former Red Sox and Yankee Roger Clemens No Hits the Feds in Court Verdict

Roger Clemens has been found not guilty on all counts in his eight-week trial, his second go-round over a four-year span. Jurors may have figured the cost of his legal representation likely punished him enough. A guilty verdict would have been red...
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Funny story:  Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs

Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former major league baseball pitcher Roger Clemens was found not guilty on all six federal charges that had been filed against him. The fireballing pitcher known as "The Rocket" joins the ranks of notable individuals who have be...
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Funny story:  Infield-fly rule extended to ground balls

Infield-fly rule extended to ground balls

NEW YORK - Sandlot Andy, the chair of the baseball Playing Rules Committee, today held a press conference to announce new rules. At its May 2012 meeting, it voted to incorporate the extended infield-fly rule to apply to ground balls. Henceforth, any...
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Funny story:  Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen. Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...
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Funny story:  Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!" This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...
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Funny story:  Yankees Prepare To Acquire Lebron James, Ben Roethlisberger In Bold Offseason Move

Yankees Prepare To Acquire Lebron James, Ben Roethlisberger In Bold Offseason Move

NEW YORK-The New York Yankees have once again infuriated sports fans everywhere by declaring their intention to acquire the contracts of Lebron James and Ben Roethlisberger, of the Miami Heat and Pittsburgh Steelers respectively. When asked if he...
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Funny story:  Man with three arms signed by Cincinnatti Reds

Man with three arms signed by Cincinnatti Reds

CARDIFF KY (ABSNN) -- John Toupe, 22, has acheived his lifelong goal to become a professional baseball player. He reports for the team's spring training camp this week. What sets Toupe apart from other young men attempting to make the cut in profes...
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Funny story:  Braun Cites Superior Masculinity as Cause of Elevated Testosterone

Braun Cites Superior Masculinity as Cause of Elevated Testosterone

It was announced Thursday that Ryan Braun's 50-game suspension was overturned by baseball arbitrator Shyam Das. This marks the first time in MLB history that any player has successfully appealed a drug related suspension. Braun tested positiv...
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Funny story:  Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

The big boy is on his way to Detroit, thanks to a multi year contract worth well over $200 million. Fans and several snack food vendors appear to be thrilled at the opportunity to see the big man pound hot dogs and homers too, in his new home at Com...
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Funny story:  Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

ST. LOUIS - You win some and you lose some. But when the 2011 Major League Baseball World Series was finished, baseball fans were relieved that they did not have to continue hearing about what player did what in game so and so and who was distracted...
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Funny story:  First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

ST. LOUIS - Baseball analysts have called it the best series their eyes have ever seen. Commissioner Bud Selig will be paid a time and a half for the very first time. Fox Network touched their nose with their tongue and poked fun at TBS on Facebook.
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Funny story:  MLB Appoints Ted Williams To "Head Off" Red Sox Drinking Problem

MLB Appoints Ted Williams To "Head Off" Red Sox Drinking Problem

BOSTON - Major League Baseball Commisioner Bud Selig announced today that the frozen head of former Boston Red Sox legend, Hall of Famer Ted Williams, has been appointed to investigate the drinking that went on in the Red Sox clubhouse. Workers a...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
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