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Funny story: Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

A Dubuque, Iowa woman, named Chiseled Cream, came across a rare 1910 baseball card of Fuzzy Muzzy, who pitched for the St. Louis Louies. She found the card in an old unused toilet while cleaning out the basement in her 200 year old home. "Fuzzy M...
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Funny story: Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract. The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...
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Funny story: Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

NY Mets player Daniel Murphy has astonished the sports world -- and himself -- with a history-making performance. Home runs in six consecutive post-season games! There's a secret to his success. Keep it under your hat, but SOMEONE has been throwin...
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Funny story: Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

New York -- Major League Baseball has banned the entire fan base of the New York Mets from participating in any aspect of the game. The ruling by new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred takes effect immediately and lasts until the end of the current season.
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Funny story: Dan Uggla Released From Giants; Refuses To Wear Adult Sized Jersey

Dan Uggla Released From Giants; Refuses To Wear Adult Sized Jersey

SAN FRANSISCO, Ca: Reports are flooding from inside the San Francisco Giants' Clubhouse regarding the release of their dumpy mid-season pickup, Dan Uggla. Uggla can't seem to find a home after his recent flop in Atlanta, as they released him just a f...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

New York City - As a result of a powerful lobbying effort by a union of various women's rights groups, Major League Baseball is changing its current playoff system to the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" system. In the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't...
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Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...
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Funny story: Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
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Funny story: The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

PHOENIX - Baseball fans in the Desert State are not too happy with their Arizona Diamondbacks at the present time as they have started off the 2014 season at 3-8. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti sat down in the D's clubhouse and had a...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension. Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...
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Funny story: The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...
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Funny story: The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...
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Funny story: Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

In a shocking press release earlier by Major League Baseball, the entire Houston Astros organization has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for use of banned substances by the league. Reported cases of positive banned substance tests have...
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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell Is Out The Door

Boston Red Sox Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell Is Out The Door

BOSTON - An inside source at NESM has stated that Jenny Dell has been relieved of her sideline duties effective immediately. It appears that the sexually attractive Miss Dell violated an unwritten rule that states that reporters will not fraterniz...
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Funny story: A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...
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Funny story: Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Flushing, New York - Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of super steroids. The...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming from the office of MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is that MLB will be testing out a red baseball prior to the opening of the 2014 baseball season. The commissioner said that he got the idea from China where professional bas...
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