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Funny story: Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Just weeks after the financially struggling US Postal Service said it would have to cease Saturday mail delivery, postal officials now say they don't have the money to deliver the mail at all. "We're billions of dollars in the hole, and we just...
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Funny story: The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity

The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Postal Service has found itself in the worse financial situation in history. According to official U.S. Government data reports, the USPS lost an amazingly unbelievable total of $5.2 billion during the third qu...
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Funny story: A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.
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Funny story: UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

To millions of Americans who, for years, have encountered difficulties in receiving packages scheduled for delivery by the United Parcel Service, it arguably came as little surprise when an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation recentl...
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Funny story: Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail senders

Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail senders

Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail received over the last 10 days: From Southern Electric/Nottingham City Council: Offering me the chance of, Cavity Wall insulation @ only £49 Reply: "Thank you kindly for the unsolicited offer. I already have cavity wall insulation. However, should anyone ask me about such a service, I will undoubtedly pass on your colourful leaflet. From Eddieble P...
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Funny story: UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

In order to keep from falling into bankruptcy and eventual insolvency, the United States Postal Service has announced that they will forgo overnight delivery as well as the day after delivery and the day after that and so forth and re-install the Pon...
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Funny story: Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...
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Funny story: Postage stamps to change shape

Postage stamps to change shape

The Postal service has announced that the shape of its postage stamps is to change shape for the first time in over a hundred years on the first of April this year. The change in the design is to enable blind customers to be able to attach their...
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Funny story: The mailman hates me and it's not my fault

The mailman hates me and it's not my fault

It's not like I called every catalog company in North America and said "Hey, could you please send me one of those neato catalogs that you mail out?" That never happened. I admit the girl can shop. But 50 new catalogs per week, 49 of which I have never ordered anything from? I'm afraid to go to the mailbox for fear of running into our Korean letter carrier. The last time he saw me he s...
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Funny story: Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

A woman sent a mass holiday mailing last week updating her friends and family on all the things which happened to her during the year. Citing being "too busy" to contact any of them personally, Jane Smith, 40, chose the group mailing approach. Re...
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Funny story: Biologists Breed Buzzards, Pigeons To Help Carry US Mail

Biologists Breed Buzzards, Pigeons To Help Carry US Mail

Biologists in Wyoming's famous Cheyenne Think Tank believe they have solved a major problem with the nations mail service by breeding pigeons and buzzards to carry 90% of the nation's cards and letters. "This will free up the US Post Office to eli...
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Funny story: Singing Postman "Wasn't a Real Mail Man"

Singing Postman "Wasn't a Real Mail Man"

Norfolk Novelty Singer Allan Smethurst - whose 1965 novelty hit Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy? briefly outsold both the Beatles and The Rolling Stones - was a fake, it was claimed yesterday. "Not many realise he'd given up his job by the time he got famous", Jed Thuckle, a retired rook-slaughterer from Diss, told me. This shock revelation - made at Diss watering-hole The Scold's Bridle and Duck...
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Funny story: Spoof Fan Mail Received in January, 2010

Spoof Fan Mail Received in January, 2010

Every magazine receives fan mail, even an on line publication such as this one. Some of this mail will be complimentary of stories or of the publication in general, while other letters condemn us for articles or jokes that were found to be offensive to them. Below are some of the highlights of mail received in the past months from the readership of The Spoof: Letter from "Chesty" in Nashvil...
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Funny story: Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

The United States Postal Service Warned today Dec 16th, that threats to the President must be posted no later than Friday, December 18th to reach the White House in time for Christmas. President Obama is already receiving up to 9,000 per month.
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Funny story: Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry has become a postman. Appalled at the threat to the future of the Royal Mail the former Roxy Music front man decided it was time to take action. He has been working on a new version of the Postman Pat song with Brian eno and hopes to rele...
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Funny story: The Postman Always Knocks Twice

The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st...
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Funny story: Courier delivers parcel shock!

Courier delivers parcel shock!

There was amazement and shock today, as a courier working on behalf of a large catalogue ordering shop, delivered an item to the customer. Residents of William Shatner Crescent, were out on the streets in awe of the magnificent achievement by the cou...
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Funny story: FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential co...
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