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Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Funny story: Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Norm Johnson of Milwaukee Wisconsin has retrofitted his mail box to be his recyclable bin. "Basically I just cut the bottom out of my mailbox at the foot of my drive way and rolled my recycle bin underneath it." Letter carrier Irene Shephe...

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Lady Who Shot Husband Nuggets Off Out of Prison at Last

Funny story: Lady Who Shot Husband Nuggets Off Out of Prison at Last

You may not remember Helen Blackaby but she made top news reports approximately 12 years ago when she accidently according to her, shot her husband, Randy's, jewels off. The two had gotten into an argument over a TV Sweepstake like the one once ad...

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Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Funny story: Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Just weeks after the financially struggling US Postal Service said it would have to cease Saturday mail delivery, postal officials now say they don't have the money to deliver the mail at all. "We're billions of dollars in the hole, and we just...

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The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity

Funny story: The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Postal Service has found itself in the worse financial situation in history. According to official U.S. Government data reports, the USPS lost an amazingly unbelievable total of $5.2 billion during the third qu...

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A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

Funny story: A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.

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UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

Funny story: UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

To millions of Americans who, for years, have encountered difficulties in receiving packages scheduled for delivery by the United Parcel Service, it arguably came as little surprise when an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation recentl...

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Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail senders

Funny story: Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail senders

Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail received over the last 10 days: From Southern Electric/Nottingham City Council: Offering me the chance of, Cavity Wall insulation @ only £49 Reply: "Thank you kindly for the unsolicited offer. I already have cavity wall insulation. However, should anyone ask me about such a service, I will undoubtedly pass on your colourful leaflet. From Eddieble P...

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UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

Funny story: UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

In order to keep from falling into bankruptcy and eventual insolvency, the United States Postal Service has announced that they will forgo overnight delivery as well as the day after delivery and the day after that and so forth and re-install the Pon...

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Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Funny story: Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...

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Postage stamps to change shape

Funny story: Postage stamps to change shape

The Postal service has announced that the shape of its postage stamps is to change shape for the first time in over a hundred years on the first of April this year. The change in the design is to enable blind customers to be able to attach their...

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Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

Funny story: Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

A woman sent a mass holiday mailing last week updating her friends and family on all the things which happened to her during the year. Citing being "too busy" to contact any of them personally, Jane Smith, 40, chose the group mailing approach. Re...

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Biologists Breed Buzzards, Pigeons To Help Carry US Mail

Funny story: Biologists Breed Buzzards, Pigeons To Help Carry US Mail

Biologists in Wyoming's famous Cheyenne Think Tank believe they have solved a major problem with the nations mail service by breeding pigeons and buzzards to carry 90% of the nation's cards and letters. "This will free up the US Post Office to eli...

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Singing Postman "Wasn't a Real Mail Man"

Funny story: Singing Postman "Wasn't a Real Mail Man"

Norfolk Novelty Singer Allan Smethurst - whose 1965 novelty hit Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy? briefly outsold both the Beatles and The Rolling Stones - was a fake, it was claimed yesterday. "Not many realise he'd given up his job by the time he got famous", Jed Thuckle, a retired rook-slaughterer from Diss, told me. This shock revelation - made at Diss watering-hole The Scold's Bridle and Duck...

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Spoof Fan Mail Received in January, 2010

Funny story: Spoof Fan Mail Received in January, 2010

Every magazine receives fan mail, even an on line publication such as this one. Some of this mail will be complimentary of stories or of the publication in general, while other letters condemn us for articles or jokes that were found to be offensive to them. Below are some of the highlights of mail received in the past months from the readership of The Spoof: Letter from "Chesty" in Nashvil...

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Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

Funny story: Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

The United States Postal Service Warned today Dec 16th, that threats to the President must be posted no later than Friday, December 18th to reach the White House in time for Christmas. President Obama is already receiving up to 9,000 per month.

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Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Funny story: Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry has become a postman. Appalled at the threat to the future of the Royal Mail the former Roxy Music front man decided it was time to take action. He has been working on a new version of the Postman Pat song with Brian eno and hopes to rele...

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The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Funny story: The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st...

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Courier delivers parcel shock!

Funny story: Courier delivers parcel shock!

There was amazement and shock today, as a courier working on behalf of a large catalogue ordering shop, delivered an item to the customer. Residents of William Shatner Crescent, were out on the streets in awe of the magnificent achievement by the cou...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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