Harry Cloake, an enigmatic spokesperson for Clint Eastwood's public relations office in Sacramento, notes that since the RNC, incoming requests for invisibility have been increasing geometrically. Mr. Eastwood's heretofore unknown transformational su...
Hairy Porter entered the gates of Hinge and Bracket Hall. The school had a long history in the world of magic and myth, producing some of the worlds greatest tricksters and wizards. On a plaque, Hairy read the names of some well known old boys and girls, that he hoped to aspire too.
Sir Robert Maxwell, Jeffrey Archer, William Clinton, Margret Thatcher, Winnie Mandela to name but a few.
Hairy...
Fort Worth: Elizabeth Potter, 41, of the urban Near South Side neighborhood is currently entangled in legal struggles with the city. If it weren't for the unicorn grazing in her backyard, she would move. Potter says it all started when her five-ye...
Psychics, mediums, spiritual healers and other believers in psychic energies will be on hand Saturday, March 19, 2011 in the small Central Florida town of Cassadaga to take advantage of record high energy levels related to an unusual lunar event.
A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in.
Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime.
'This is about as good as it gets,' s...
Wizard extraordinaire Gilead Random Gilespie and Princess Ronel, who was known by all as Princess Nelly because her real name sounded more like a guys, and a gay guy at that, where outside Nelly's Flat door about to set off to join the quest for the Holy Grail. Gilead was dressed in his wizardy garb and Nelly was still dressed as a proud Princess.
It was the best way to leave the township as t...
The saga continues after:
Bartholomew Twartzenfadge: The Search For The One True Grail - Chapter 1
The Search For The One True Grail - Chapter 2 - Nelly The Namibian Princess
On the very same evening that Gilead and Princess Nelly left Nelly's flat at the back of her mother and fathers castle to start the beginning of their adventure, Bartholomew and his motley crew where all aboard t...
Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties
10. Magically removes a wad of wax from a kid's ear.
9. Makes balloon poodles out of special ribbed balloons.
8. Shows them how they can magically disappear by closing their eyes.
7. Saws Gumby in half and magically puts him back together!
6. The magically sudden appearance of the Manhattan Bi...
Renowned magician David Copperfield has come clean today and admitted that so called "Global warming" was the biggest hoax he's pulled off yet.
When asked how he did it he declined to answer.
When asked why he did it he simply said he needed t...
Bartholomew Twartzenfadge was already up. It was bright and early. He was getting ready for the greatest adventure of his long and happy life. He was sat in the parlour, reading The Smite and eating hot buttered pikelets smothered in acacia honey, supplemented with a pint mug of steaming, milky, slightly sugared coffee. Life is very good, eh?
He finished his breakfast, checked he had trousered...
Bartholomew Twartzenfadge, the old, mess-iconic saviour of Fantasyland, was stood by thee window in his bedroom. He was looking out over the panoramic view. It was nice. To the left, as usual, where the Slightly Spooky Woods. To the right, lower down because of psychics, was Lake Eerie...
Batholomew liked going down to the lake in the summer, but as it had been winter he hadn't deigned to go an...
After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas!
Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear.
Sure, th...
Bartholomew Twartzenfadge set off from his house, with a lovely, light packed lunch, a flask of coffee, other assorted soft drinks, and a bag of Werthers originals, and set off to investigate The Ring. He had found The Ring when he was last in the Slightly Spooky Woods. It was on the mossy floor of the Hollow in the Fallen Down Tree.
He got to the Fallen Down Tree without any ado and scrabbled...
Clarence "Silent" Fizzle the mime from West Virginia has created a bullet-proof invisible cube!
Mimes the world over went bonkers and hopped and flapped everywhere until somebody slapped them down, upon seeing the news.
"Too many innocent mime...
A few radical left-wing mediums have responded to a tactic favored by conservatives, where they claim to be the voice of innocent babies who cannot speak for themselves.
Borrowing from the magic of the seance that allows communication with people...
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