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Funny story:  "That's Magic"  Paul Daniels'  house not flooded

"That's Magic" Paul Daniels' house not flooded

The Thames Riviera home of top Magic Circle magician and Illusionist Paul Daniels has not flooded like almost every other nearby property. Paul and Debbie told our reporter. "The bureaucratic idiots will not give permission for me to pay for what...
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Funny story:  Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...
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Funny story:  Old White Guy Magic Responsible for Obamacare Woes

Old White Guy Magic Responsible for Obamacare Woes

As the President jetted to the West coast to refill the party's empty bags of cash before the 2014 election cycle, the White House unrolled a new and previously unheard explanation for the failure of the stumbling health care plan. "It has nothin...
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Funny story:  Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...
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Funny story:  The Epic of Gilgamesh

The Epic of Gilgamesh

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a long, boring, heroic poem by Gil Gamesh, a Babylonian who plagiarized the story from ancient Sumerian sources and claimed that the events of the poem, outlandish though they are, actually happened to him. One of the poem's key episodes in the flood, which, when it is written about in the Bible, is known as the Biblical flood, but, in Gilgamesh, is referred to as The Delu...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Loss and Weight Gain and The Voodoo Woman Who Was Responsible

Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Loss and Weight Gain and The Voodoo Woman Who Was Responsible

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has stated that she has pretty well tried every diet known to man. She said she has gone on the Yogurt Diet, the Fettuccine Alfredo Diet, the Carrot Sticks Diet, and even the M&M's Diet but they did not work wor...
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Funny story:  Hobbits Vow to Avenge the Murder of the Elf King

Hobbits Vow to Avenge the Murder of the Elf King

The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder. "Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sen...
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Funny story:  Eastwood PR Requests Patience in Responding to Requests for Invisibility

Eastwood PR Requests Patience in Responding to Requests for Invisibility

Harry Cloake, an enigmatic spokesperson for Clint Eastwood's public relations office in Sacramento, notes that since the RNC, incoming requests for invisibility have been increasing geometrically. Mr. Eastwood's heretofore unknown transformational su...
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Funny story:  Hairy Porter and the Deaf Leaf Gatherer Part 1

Hairy Porter and the Deaf Leaf Gatherer Part 1

Hairy Porter entered the gates of Hinge and Bracket Hall. The school had a long history in the world of magic and myth, producing some of the worlds greatest tricksters and wizards. On a plaque, Hairy read the names of some well known old boys and girls, that he hoped to aspire too. Sir Robert Maxwell, Jeffrey Archer, William Clinton, Margret Thatcher, Winnie Mandela to name but a few. Hairy...
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Funny story:  Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth: Elizabeth Potter, 41, of the urban Near South Side neighborhood is currently entangled in legal struggles with the city. If it weren't for the unicorn grazing in her backyard, she would move. Potter says it all started when her five-ye...
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Funny story:  Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp Holding 'Supermoon Celebration' Saturday

Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp Holding 'Supermoon Celebration' Saturday

Psychics, mediums, spiritual healers and other believers in psychic energies will be on hand Saturday, March 19, 2011 in the small Central Florida town of Cassadaga to take advantage of record high energy levels related to an unusual lunar event.
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Funny story:  You Heard It Here First

You Heard It Here First

A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in. Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime. 'This is about as good as it gets,' s...
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Funny story:  Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties

Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties

Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties 10. Magically removes a wad of wax from a kid's ear. 9. Makes balloon poodles out of special ribbed balloons. 8. Shows them how they can magically disappear by closing their eyes. 7. Saws Gumby in half and magically puts him back together! 6. The magically sudden appearance of the Manhattan Bi...
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Funny story:  David Copperfield comes clean on Global Warming

David Copperfield comes clean on Global Warming

Renowned magician David Copperfield has come clean today and admitted that so called "Global warming" was the biggest hoax he's pulled off yet. When asked how he did it he declined to answer. When asked why he did it he simply said he needed t...
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Funny story:  David Copperfield Outdoes Harry Houdini!

David Copperfield Outdoes Harry Houdini!

After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas! Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear. Sure, th...
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Funny story:  Mime's New Invisible Cube Is Bullet-Proof!

Mime's New Invisible Cube Is Bullet-Proof!

Clarence "Silent" Fizzle the mime from West Virginia has created a bullet-proof invisible cube! Mimes the world over went bonkers and hopped and flapped everywhere until somebody slapped them down, upon seeing the news. "Too many innocent mime...
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Funny story:  Left-Wing Pro-Abortion Mediums Unveil Preance

Left-Wing Pro-Abortion Mediums Unveil Preance

A few radical left-wing mediums have responded to a tactic favored by conservatives, where they claim to be the voice of innocent babies who cannot speak for themselves. Borrowing from the magic of the seance that allows communication with people...
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Funny story:  Sinking U.S. housing market causes realtors to turn to magic

Sinking U.S. housing market causes realtors to turn to magic

With the seemingly unstoppable slide in property prices, the nation's realtors have taken to drastic means to restart the boom. Beginning in the city of Phoenix, one of the harder hit areas, real estate professionals have formulated exotic ri...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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