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Funny story: FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

Washington D.C. - As the United States Federal government is about to run out of cash, our sources report that the FDA and the EPA are about to re-launch aspartame as a vitamin. In the light of a recent study showing that aspartame kills women (...
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Funny story: Pope Francis not Frightened of Mafia "Cissy Boys"

Pope Francis not Frightened of Mafia "Cissy Boys"

Pope Francis told shocked Mafia delegates at a meeting of Godfathers yesterday that their blood-stained money, blood-stained power and bllod stained handkerchiefs, can't now be taken with them into the next life when the new blood stain laundering me...
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Funny story: Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

ROME - Pasquale Pettigolezzo, a reporter with The Daily Vino has just stated that Italy has passed a law that it says it should have passed years ago. Pettigolezzo said that the Italian Senate voted unanimously to ban the use of the word Mafia.
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Funny story: Reporter gives left arm for story

Reporter gives left arm for story

CHICAGO, IL -- PBS TV reporter Miles O'Brien recently gave his left arm for a news story. Two weeks ago, he was filming an investigative report about authorities' suspicion that photographic equipment was being stolen by members of an Asian crime...
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Funny story: Top Ten Mafia Secret terms To "Knock Him Off!"

Top Ten Mafia Secret terms To "Knock Him Off!"

Here are the most overheard terms of late for knocking off someone according to over 10,000 FBI secret tapes, once they removed one that turned out to be a new flavor from Ben & Jerry's. 10. Changed His Name to Kennedy. 9. Won't be able to sign up for Obamacare. 8. Playing Harp with Lennon and Harrison. 7. Widow to save money on crematorium bill. 6. Will Vote democrat By Pro...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga and the Camorra

Lady Gaga and the Camorra

Through an internet news site, Lady Gaga sends a secret message to the Camorra crime family in Italy that she owes them $26 million dollars for performing concert's in Italy with their blessings. She assures the Camorra that she will pay them the mon...
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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

NEW YORK CITY - The head of the Goombalini crime family Salvatore Goombalini appeared on an edition of Piers Morgan Tonight. The Brooklyn Mafioso recently told President Obama that if he gave him the word he would send a couple of his boys to Russ...
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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

BROOKLYN - The notorious Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini, who heads one of New York City's biggest mob families, has informed President Obama that his offer of a week ago still stands. Goombalini, who is the eldest of 10 brothers, let the president k...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini

Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of one of New York's biggest crime family's, has heard about Justin Bieber's penchant for going around spitting on people. In the latest of half a dozen saliva incidents, Bieber stood on a hotel balcony and sp...
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Funny story: Bookies Offer Odds on Pope and Berlusconi

Bookies Offer Odds on Pope and Berlusconi

A leading bookkeeper has drawn up a book on the possibilities surrounding the disgraced Italian Prime Minister and Bunga Bunga media tycoon Silvio Berlusconi's jail sentence for corrupting minors. I spoke with CEO Jimmy Alyercash. He explained as follows: "1/3 is very good odds that Berlusconi will be acquitted on an appeal. The whole trial looks to us to have been a fix-up so that he would...
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Funny story: New York Mob Boss Says He Can Take Care of Kim Jong Un

New York Mob Boss Says He Can Take Care of Kim Jong Un

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini is the head of one of New York's most notorious crime families. The mob boss recently stated that he has had his fill of listening to the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un go on and on about how he is planning on atta...
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Funny story: Papal and Cardinal Mafia - ]Hilltop Town, a Host to Popes for Centuries, Prepares for an Eminent Retiree

Papal and Cardinal Mafia - ]Hilltop Town, a Host to Popes for Centuries, Prepares for an Eminent Retiree

CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy - This cramped hilltop town outside Rome is in its final preparations for the arrival on Thursday afternoon of an honored guest: Pope Benedict XVI, who will commence his new life as pope and chief molester emeritus. Italian...
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Funny story: Russia has the largest money washing machine on the planet and it's not a German Miele!

Russia has the largest money washing machine on the planet and it's not a German Miele!

Russia is losing billions of "dirty dollars" annually because they are being washed by a huge machine run by a bunch of criminal Scrubbers. Russian billionaires, the Russian Mafia and other criminal organisations are making sure that their hard-e...
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Funny story: New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control. The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...
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Funny story: Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...
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Funny story: The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

HOLLYWOOD - The fall television season has kicked off with a bang and many TV critics and entertainment media reporters are already placing bets as to which 'newby' will be the season's first cancellation. According to Wally "Da Numbers" Numbaveck...
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Funny story: Mafia Boss 'Didn't Know'!

Mafia Boss 'Didn't Know'!

Bob 'The Diamond' Banks claims he didn't know his staff were killing anyone who they didn't like. This extraordinary claim was questioned by News International newspapers. In an editorial in the Sun the editor wrote: 'It is about time those in charge of organisations took responsibility for the action of their employees'. In a Government statement David Cameron exclaimed that when someone w...
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Funny story: Italian Mafia Steal Euro Match

Italian Mafia Steal Euro Match

The hand of the Italian Mafia was clearly behind Italy's lucky win against England in Kiev. It grabbed the shirt of John Terry in the Italian penalty area and only an immediate loan to the Referee blurred his eyesight, leaving England without a c...
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