CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy - This cramped hilltop town outside Rome is in its final preparations for the arrival on Thursday afternoon of an honored guest: Pope Benedict XVI, who will commence his new life as pope and chief molester emeritus.
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Russia is losing billions of "dirty dollars" annually because they are being washed by a huge machine run by a bunch of criminal Scrubbers.
Russian billionaires, the Russian Mafia and other criminal organisations are making sure that their hard-e...
BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control.
The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...
HOLLYWOOD - The fall television season has kicked off with a bang and many TV critics and entertainment media reporters are already placing bets as to which 'newby' will be the season's first cancellation.
According to Wally "Da Numbers" Numbaveck...
Bob 'The Diamond' Banks claims he didn't know his staff were killing anyone who they didn't like.
This extraordinary claim was questioned by News International newspapers. In an editorial in the Sun the editor wrote: 'It is about time those in charge of organisations took responsibility for the action of their employees'.
In a Government statement David Cameron exclaimed that when someone w...
The hand of the Italian Mafia was clearly behind Italy's lucky win against England in Kiev.
It grabbed the shirt of John Terry in the Italian penalty area and only an immediate loan to the Referee blurred his eyesight, leaving
England without a c...
Rome - The Queen Mother's remains were secretly taken from the Transylvanian Crypt at Windsor Castle and reburied at the Vatican.
The 2003 move saw her interred next to Hitler's Pope Pius XII with whom she had a son who became President George Bus...
New York City - Tim Tebow is coming to New York and those close to him are already painting the City as Sodom and Gomorrah. Instead, Tebow is being advised to jump on Interstate-95 and head south to Jersey, home of such whole television dramas as The...
South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course.
But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...
Fabio Capello may have breached his 6 squillion lira contract with the Football Association by telling an Italian radio station he has asked the mafia to fix the Euro 2012 tournament so England can win.
An FA insider told the spoof sports desk "Th...
Naples, Italy. Mafia boss, Michele Z. (name changed for legal reasons and eventual Mafia attacks against Spoof headquarters and our beloved editor, M~~k, name also changed because he found a severed horse's head in his bed last night) has been found...
London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.
La Cosa Nostra, a Sicilian based business organisation have offered to step in to prevent Italy from slumping into financial meltdown.
It is widely believed that the Mafia have offered the mother country a bailout package that the troubled nation...
Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government.
"Youse won't be hearing...
Feeling petulant, peevish and ever the perverse petite-maitre, President Obama became the latest Poster Boy for the Peter Principal in US politics as he postured, prevaricated, and
pissed off most of America over the still unresolved Debt De...
eBay, the auction bidding site has been forced to close their Russian version after it was discovered that the site was being used to sell harvested body parts.
"It certainly upped the yuck factor," said Chief of Police Yuri Trubble. "Contrary to...
A recent USA Today analysis claiming that federal employees are more likely to die than they are to get fired or laid off has caused an outrage among a certain portion of the American public.
The article-published in the July 19th edition of the n...