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Funny story: Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today. Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President. And the rapper's...
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Funny story: A Buff Madonna Punches Out Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa

A Buff Madonna Punches Out Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa

Lost Angeles, CA Backstage at the Grammy Awards was apparently quite a rowdy affair as details are just emerging of a backstage fight. Apparently Lady Gaga had leaned in to kiss Madonna and Madonna swung and hit her, knocking her to the floor. At...
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Funny story: F***ing asteroids all over my birth chart moans Madonna

F***ing asteroids all over my birth chart moans Madonna

Los Angeles - A bunch of crazy asteroids is wreaking havoc with Material Girl's birth chart according to her astrologer. Last week a tricky brush-past of her 12th House of Natal Tragedies by mini-planetoid Melopomene was detected by Bunty Aurora,...
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Funny story: Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

At 56, Madonna has posed topless for a magazine photo shoot, hoping to prove that the same 16-year-old boys first experiencing the wonders of manhood by masturbating to her nude photos 30 years ago, will still do as lonely, broken, well-moisturized m...
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Funny story: New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...
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Funny story: Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

New York - Cynics insist it's just a toxic cocktail of surplus aircon coolant and radiator overflow from bleeding her Manhattan condo central heating system. This morning one million litres of Madonna's holy Kabbalah Water was enroute to Ebola-t...
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Funny story: Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

New York - Although no longer meeting in the middle of her finely chiseled brow the glossy black arches still rate highly on the annoyance register because of scary tufts that define the seventeen year-old pretty face. Now they're no longer Homel...
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Funny story: Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Turns 28 - Going On 8

Lady Gaga Turns 28 - Going On 8

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently appeared on The View and she told Barbara Walters that she truly believes that Lady Gaga's career is headed straight for the dumpster. She noted that her performance down in Austin at the SXSW in which she had an i...
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Funny story: Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name

Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna and her boy toy Brahim Zaibat recently appeared on The Viagra View. Larry King asked the 55-year-old Madonna how things were going with their May-December relationship. The New York singer answered that she was as happy as...
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Funny story: Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
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Funny story: Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...
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Funny story: Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars. But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

TORONTO - Justin Bieber says that he has made an appointment to see a therapist about his addiction to caffeine and cashews. The Canadian singer recently told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that he feels that the news media has treated h...
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Funny story: Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Although they say Britney and Madonna are for older folks, most of today's youth say that although they admire Britney and even Madonna, they want nothing to do with their music. "They're out of it as far as my friends and I are concerned", stated...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Confesses He Has Fallen In Love With Madonna

Willie Nelson Confesses He Has Fallen In Love With Madonna

WATERLOO, Iowa - Willie Nelson finished his third encore at the packed Crop Rotation Convention Center and he went backstage to his dressing room. He spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. She asked him how he had liked performing a...
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Funny story: Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show

Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe Magazine that 80-year-old Willie Nelson confronted her backstage at the Grammy's and invited her to visit his tour bus for a bit of relaxation, Jack Daniels, and a joint or two. Madonn...
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Funny story: Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have asked Lady Gaga, Mylie Cyrus, Thicke, Madonna, and Bruno Mars to sing at their wedding. The couple - who have a seven-month-old daughter North - are expected to marry in France in the summer and it is said they a...
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