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Funny story: Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

New York - Although no longer meeting in the middle of her finely chiseled brow the glossy black arches still rate highly on the annoyance register because of scary tufts that define the seventeen year-old pretty face. Now they're no longer Homel...
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Funny story: Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Turns 28 - Going On 8

Lady Gaga Turns 28 - Going On 8

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently appeared on The View and she told Barbara Walters that she truly believes that Lady Gaga's career is headed straight for the dumpster. She noted that her performance down in Austin at the SXSW in which she had an i...
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Funny story: Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name

Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna and her boy toy Brahim Zaibat recently appeared on The Viagra View. Larry King asked the 55-year-old Madonna how things were going with their May-December relationship. The New York singer answered that she was as happy as...
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Funny story: Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
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Funny story: Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...
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Funny story: Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars. But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

TORONTO - Justin Bieber says that he has made an appointment to see a therapist about his addiction to caffeine and cashews. The Canadian singer recently told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that he feels that the news media has treated h...
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Funny story: Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Although they say Britney and Madonna are for older folks, most of today's youth say that although they admire Britney and even Madonna, they want nothing to do with their music. "They're out of it as far as my friends and I are concerned", stated...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Confesses He Has Fallen In Love With Madonna

Willie Nelson Confesses He Has Fallen In Love With Madonna

WATERLOO, Iowa - Willie Nelson finished his third encore at the packed Crop Rotation Convention Center and he went backstage to his dressing room. He spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. She asked him how he had liked performing a...
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Funny story: Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show

Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe Magazine that 80-year-old Willie Nelson confronted her backstage at the Grammy's and invited her to visit his tour bus for a bit of relaxation, Jack Daniels, and a joint or two. Madonn...
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Funny story: Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have asked Lady Gaga, Mylie Cyrus, Thicke, Madonna, and Bruno Mars to sing at their wedding. The couple - who have a seven-month-old daughter North - are expected to marry in France in the summer and it is said they a...
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Funny story: NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII

NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII

New York - American football fans can expect to experience a kinder and gentler Super Bowl on February 2. The NFL Commissioner's Office has developed 10 "super" rules designed to make the world championship game "safer yet more exciting than ever.
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Funny story: Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out returning some Christmas gifts when she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Miss Rangoon asked Madonna what she thought about the great success that Britney Spears had with her opening performance at T...
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Funny story: Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Los Angeles - A $500,000 mascara originally developed by space program scientists as eye medication for treating astronauts' gamma ray blast exposure has been endorsed by Madonna as an awesome gambling aid. In a forthcoming interview with Megabux...
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Funny story: Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christin...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Says Lady Gaga Has Turned Into Plain Vanilla

Britney Spears Says Lady Gaga Has Turned Into Plain Vanilla

NEW ORLEANS - Britney Spears performed at The Voodoo Arena and afterwards spoke to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer said that she recently saw Lady Gaga perform on The Voice finale show with Christ...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that Adam Lambert will be starring in Salvo Classacoti's motion picture The Anderson Cooper Story. Lambert spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Maga...
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