The last Boy Scout
Ordinarily, being the strong, silent type of guy I am, I do not complain about my life. My life has its ups and downs, but the mountains aren't too tall-the valleys not too deep. I'm an Aquarius, a water sign. I have high tides; I have low tides. The human body is mostly made up of water; yet a walk through the ocean of my mind would scarcely get your feet wet.
I'm no...
CALAIS - FRANCE French police today announced that local eccentric and certifiable lunatic, Alain De La Derriere has been found dead at his apartment, close by the cross channel ferryport.
M De La Derriere has long been regarded as an eccentric in...
It seems if one wants to be a mass-murderer these days one has to be insane and now the Norwegian maniac, who cold-bloodedly slaughtered his victims, has proven the fact. He has been officially declared a "loony"!
Anders Behring Breivik will live...
A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad.
PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic e...
According to X-Factor fan, Selina Stoat, of Barking, in Essex, God didn't create the universe in six days, as per the Bible, but Tulisa out of N-Dubz did - sometime in 1998, according to Stoat.
Stoat, an unemployed coypu sexer, stated emphatically...
Barnstoneworth woman, Elizabeth Golightly was today remanded in protective custody for her own good, by Barnstoneworth Magistrates, after being accused by neighbours of being a raving loony.
The court heard how Ms Golightly was widely regarded in...
Greater Manchester Police: As one of Britain's largest Police forces, Greater Manchester Police will be shrinking by almost a quarter, as nearly 3,000 will lose their employment, forming part of a huge programme of reform aimed at saving £134million in the wake of the Government's spending review.
Whilst this is going on, Greater Manchester Police now stands to pay out £30,000, after an employ...
Recently Ofqual has attacked 'unacceptable' exam paper blunders;
A 'rogue' question inserted into an AS-level maths exam, worth 11 per cent of the total mark, sat by almost 6,800 students, the exam board blundered to calculate the correct length for the shortest route along a network of tracks in a forest equal to an equation set out in the test paper...
An AS-level business studies exam, ma...
A third of motorists are happy with the state of Britain's roads, a survey has revealed.
The figure of 32 per cent is down from 64 per cent who were happy with the roads when the survey began in 2008.
Carried out by the Institute of Civil Engin...
Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars.
Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks sta...
There was a right royal rumble in Barnsley today at the headquarters of 'The Yorkshire Tea Company' when Tommy Cassidy opened a flask of coffee at morning tea break.
Tommy was retiring at the end of the week after 47 years service and wanted to...
Washington, D.C. - In response to Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-Ala.), who claims to have a list of 17 socialists in congress, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) announced that she has compiled a list of 178 clinically insane members of congress. Alth...
China - Two mongrel dogs have been sentenced to death for urinating on the side of a snack bar in the southern Chinese town of Guangzhou, splashing two diners and spraying urine on 6 others, state media said.
The urinating last February was part o...
After many months of speculation about his increasingly fragile mental state, last night Political Correctness finally snapped and had to be detained under the Mental Health Act.
Passers-by in London's Piccadilly Circus were alerted to the errati...
A report in respected psychiatric journal Nutters has revealed an important new benchmark in measuring mental instability.
A coach company have been warned regarding false advertising when passenger Massimo Totti took the company to court.
Well, we are almost there for the all important September 18th Federal Reserve meeting to review the benchmark Fed. rate. And as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, I am forced to write this piece as I look at the madness that's been generated over this meeting.
Estados Unidos (El Sol de Tijuana) - Futbol y nacimiento buenos dias pescado. Con cerveza locales la American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) gracias de nada hombre. El Congreso liquado con huevo noticia manifestaciones los antiinmigrantes ilegal.