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Funny story:  Maddie cellphone starts bleeping from China
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Maddie cellphone starts bleeping from China

London - (Praia Da Illuzion): Officially, Portuguese detectives never found the pay-as-you-go mobile which Maddie may have accidentally smuggled on holiday inside her cuddle cat. This weekend it suddenly popped up in Beijing after Interpol teleco...
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Maddie McCann conceived via IVF donor embryo? Nah...

Rothley - (Sunny Side Up): 'Maddie a triplet, conceived from a donated embryo,' Halo! magazine sources claimed today as Praia da Iluzion wingnuts' latest whopper began doing the rounds. The story speculates she has 'disappeared' to join her identi...
Funny story:  Somali pirates behind Maddie McCann ransom demand?
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Somali pirates behind Maddie McCann ransom demand?

Seychelles - (Fishy Tales): The $10 million demand had been kept secret via a UK tabloid spoiler campaign of 'Africanised Maddie' age-progressed images. These show a dusky Madeleine on board a Mogadishu registered phishing smack as it trawls the b...
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Pentagon satellite scans 'show Maddie running to Tapas Bar?'

Praia da Illuzion - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Kidnap investigators are demanding answers amid astonishing preliminary analysis of US spy-in-the-sky satellite footage. Unconfirmed reports claim to show 'a child running from the McCann Ocean Club Apartment...
Funny story:  'Maddie was never even in Portugal' book burned
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'Maddie was never even in Portugal' book burned

Rothley, Leicestershire - (Red Herring Press): A disgraced Portuguese former cop will see the entire 25,000 copy print run of his memoir burned to cinders after a court ruled it was inflammatory rubbish. Goncalo Amaral's book claimed 'the McCanns...
Funny story:  Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?
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Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?

Nanjinxed, China - (X-Files): China's Purple Patch Observatory is to release its 2009 solar eclipse footage after a rogue UFO was reassessed as a possible sighting of Madeleine McCann. The 40 second clip shows Maddie dressed in traditional Libya...

Funny story:  Maddie sighted aboard missing Russian cargo ship
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Maddie sighted aboard missing Russian cargo ship

Cape Verde, Atlantic Ocean - (WTF? Mess): A call to the BBC's Crimebotch programme has claimed Maddie McCann has been spotted aboard missing Russian cargo ship the Arctic Sea Men which is drifting in the choppy waters off the Azores. The freighter...
Funny story:  Maddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht
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Maddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht

Corfu - (Praia Da Iluzion Mess): Forget cut-price Ozzie millionairess Melissa Karlson's $5 million Sunseeker motorboat tabloid fantasy. Little Maddie McCann was spotted aboard Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska's $200 million 73m ocean-going yacht the...

Funny story:  The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"
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The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Madeleine McCann has taken a shocking turn after it was announced they are looking for Victoria Beckham. The McCann family spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: "We are looking for the woman Victoria Beckham." Reporters were sure Mr...
Funny story:  American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns
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American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

Los Angeles - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Paula Abdul substitute Victoria Beckham is rabid at the McCann rumor mill after pictures of an anorexic crop haired lesbo stick insect lookalike were put in the frame in the Maddie disappearance fiasco. Beck...

Funny story:  Maddie police demand Jackson DNA sample
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Maddie police demand Jackson DNA sample

Portugal - (ReUterus): "If necessary we'll exhume the body!" Those were the stark words of warning from investigators probing an international paedophile ring as they boarded a plane for Elcino, California armed with a writ demanding the immediat...
Funny story:  Maddie: were MPs' expense claims to blame?
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Maddie: were MPs' expense claims to blame?

The scandal of MPs' extravagant expenses took a new twist last night when it was suggested that the claims made by MPs may have contributed to the abduction of Madeleine McCann. The Daily Telegraph has published new information that shows that Edw...

Funny story:  UK cold war traitor paedo Geoffrey Prime quizzed on Algarve holiday snaps
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UK cold war traitor paedo Geoffrey Prime quizzed on Algarve holiday snaps

London - (Maddie Madness): Algarve holiday snaps belonging to convicted UK serial child pervert and former KGB/GCHQ spy Geoffrey Prime have been seized by investigators in Praia da Luz. They show a ditry old man smoking rolls-ups and drinking Pa...
Funny story:  'Make My Day!' Portuguese police officer Amaral tells McCanns' defamation lawyers
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'Make My Day!' Portuguese police officer Amaral tells McCanns' defamation lawyers

Praia Da Illuzion - (Maddie Mess): Disgraced former Portuguese police officer Goncalo Amaral has sent lawyers representing the parents of missing child Madeleine McCann a confident two-fingered 'up yours'. The couple are filing defamation charges...

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