IP Newswire: Thomas Spanks, noted physicist, botanist, private pilot, skydiver and with absolutely no connection in any way to Her Majesty's Security Service, also known as MI5, was reported lost somewhere over Christmas Island in the early morning hours.
Followed by Indonesian radar as his plane passed well west and north of Jakarta, Spanks twin engine Gulfstream was seen losing altitude un...
"The Bitters Bordello"
It was 2:00 AM Brussels time when I made my way out of the Skoob & Thistle, still waiting for the burn to stop from the Jalapeno cheese burger I had consumed minutes before. I followed McCarthy's instructions down the alley towards the door with the glow of a red neon light washing over hand hewn cobblestone.
McCarthy wasn't kidding. The neon tube had been twiste...
Reportedly under investigation for years, the Tooth Fairy was arrested and charged with the illegal manufacture and distribution of at least four separate drug substances.
Creating a powdered base of finely ground children's teeth, "TF", as she is...
If you've been paying attention, you may have noticed that I've been absent from my advice column for well over 6 months.
What can I say? I've been exploring other projects and growing as a writer.
What, did you thing I was going to say I was sorry?
Do you even know me?
If you do know me (and if you don't, you really should) then you'd know that I never use the 's-word'...
The Streets of Bordello Falls
Love and Whiskey Make the World Go 'Round!
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four
Madame Bitters cracked the heavy velvet cutains that framed her office window in response to the gunshot she'd just heard. She was just in time to see the Deputy falls to the dusty street.
It seemed Deputy Slim Pickens was the latest law enforceme...
Tumbleweed, Texas/ Not Exactly Hollywood & Vine - Sometimes Spoof Contributor, versatile character actress, Sexual Surrogate, cake baker to the stars and advice columnist Madam "Kitty" bitters extended her 'nine lives' yesterday when it was annou...
VENICE - In tough economic times such as those we live in today, everybody has had to cut back on vacation travel. Airfare is outrageously expensive from the US to Europe, and even within the continent, and luxury hotels can cost as much for one wee...
Tallahassee, FL-- Writers for the UK based website, theSpoof.com got more than they bargained for at this year's Spoof picnic when a catfight broke out between two female Spoofers.
The brawling babes, Madame Bitters, age 27 and Chamone, age 19, ar...
Feeling the pinch of encroaching creditors, TheSpoof.com editor in chief Mark "Huff" Lowton announced today that he would begin pandering to the puerile by adding a pull out nude section to the struggling, some would say dying, magazine section of t...
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