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The Secret of Christmas Island (The Kickoff)

Funny story: The Secret of Christmas Island (The Kickoff)

IP Newswire: Thomas Spanks, noted physicist, botanist, private pilot, skydiver and with absolutely no connection in any way to Her Majesty's Security Service, also known as MI5, was reported lost somewhere over Christmas Island in the early morning hours. Followed by Indonesian radar as his plane passed well west and north of Jakarta, Spanks twin engine Gulfstream was seen losing altitude un...

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Spoof Club Part Deux

Funny story: Spoof Club Part Deux

"The Bitters Bordello" It was 2:00 AM Brussels time when I made my way out of the Skoob & Thistle, still waiting for the burn to stop from the Jalapeno cheese burger I had consumed minutes before. I followed McCarthy's instructions down the alley towards the door with the glow of a red neon light washing over hand hewn cobblestone. McCarthy wasn't kidding. The neon tube had been twiste...

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Tooth Fairy's Drug Lab Raided by Interpol

Funny story: Tooth Fairy's Drug Lab Raided by Interpol

Reportedly under investigation for years, the Tooth Fairy was arrested and charged with the illegal manufacture and distribution of at least four separate drug substances. Creating a powdered base of finely ground children's teeth, "TF", as she is...

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Madame Bitters Is Ready to Give You Advice!

Funny story: Madame Bitters Is Ready to Give You Advice!

Hello, all: If you've been paying attention, you may have noticed that I've been absent from my advice column for well over 6 months. What can I say? I've been exploring other projects and growing as a writer. What, did you thing I was going to say I was sorry? Do you even know me? If you do know me (and if you don't, you really should) then you'd know that I never use the 's-word'...

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The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Five)

Funny story: The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Five)

The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter 5 Love and Whiskey Make the World Go 'Round! Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four Madame Bitters cracked the heavy velvet cutains that framed her office window in response to the gunshot she'd just heard. She was just in time to see the Deputy falls to the dusty street. It seemed Deputy Slim Pickens was the latest law enforceme...

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Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Funny story: Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Tumbleweed, Texas/ Not Exactly Hollywood & Vine - Sometimes Spoof Contributor, versatile character actress, Sexual Surrogate, cake baker to the stars and advice columnist Madam "Kitty" bitters extended her 'nine lives' yesterday when it was annou...

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Venice hotel's one-cent special is a hit with Mark Lowton!

Funny story: Venice hotel's one-cent special is a hit with Mark Lowton!

VENICE - In tough economic times such as those we live in today, everybody has had to cut back on vacation travel. Airfare is outrageously expensive from the US to Europe, and even within the continent, and luxury hotels can cost as much for one wee...

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Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Funny story: Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Tallahassee, FL-- Writers for the UK based website, theSpoof.com got more than they bargained for at this year's Spoof picnic when a catfight broke out between two female Spoofers. The brawling babes, Madame Bitters, age 27 and Chamone, age 19, ar...

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Spoof Editor to Add Nude Centerfold to Sagging Magazine Section in Attempt to Boost Readership!

Funny story: Spoof Editor to Add Nude Centerfold to Sagging Magazine Section in Attempt to Boost Readership!

Feeling the pinch of encroaching creditors, TheSpoof.com editor in chief Mark "Huff" Lowton announced today that he would begin pandering to the puerile by adding a pull out nude section to the struggling, some would say dying, magazine section of t...

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