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Mackenzie Phillips: Even I Can Sing Better Than That Old Scottish Bagpipe!

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips: Even I Can Sing Better Than That Old Scottish Bagpipe!

One-time TV star, Mackenzie Phillips told people at an airport recently (this is not the same time as her drug arrest) that she thought Susan Boyle sounded like a bagpipe! "My dad and Cass could sing rings around the lady. We had sex together did...

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MacKenzie Phillips Signs Anti-Meth/Using Safer Drugs, Commercials

Funny story: MacKenzie Phillips Signs Anti-Meth/Using Safer Drugs, Commercials

Mackenzie Phillips, who made headlines last year in a book about her experiences with her dad, Papa John Phillips has agreed to a three year contract with the makers of cocaine and heroin. "Of course, I have no idea about...what was I..oh..about w...

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The Mackenzie Phillips Movie To Star Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight

Funny story: The Mackenzie Phillips Movie To Star Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight

HOLLYWOOD - Mackenzie Phillips who wrote quite a tell all book about her relationship with her father, John Phillips of the 60s icon band The Mamas and The Papas, has just stated that Sand Castle Pictures has purchased the motion picture rights. P...

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Someone Please Unplug Tila "The Tweeter" Tequila's Computer!

Funny story: Someone Please Unplug Tila "The Tweeter" Tequila's Computer!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree was appearing at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica when he was asked to comment on the Tila Tequila situation. Dupree said that he met Tila once at a rehab clinic in Redondo Beach, where he went t...

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Mackenzie Phillips Tells Airlines Dad Made Her Bring Drugs

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips Tells Airlines Dad Made Her Bring Drugs

According to a highly dubious report, Mackenzie Phillips has been caught once again trying to board a plane by flying down the airport halls with a bag full of odds and ends medications, without their doctor's names attacked. "We might have misse...

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MacKenzie Phillips To Dance With Len Goodman On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: MacKenzie Phillips To Dance With Len Goodman On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Actress MacKenzie Phillips wrote a book about her years of working as a cleaning woman for her father's Hollywood housecleaning service. The ex-employee of the housecleaning service named The Mess Fixers has been asked to make a specia...

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Should have called the band The Doctors 'N' Nurses!

Funny story: Should have called the band The Doctors 'N' Nurses!

Los Angeles - (Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink): Scandalised The Mamas & The Papas fans were still reeling today following Mackenzie Phillips' shock revelations about her pervy Dad. Some however sided with her Mom whose point of view basically is WTF??...

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Mackenzie Phillips' "Abstinence Begins at Home" PSA Spot Considered too Controversial?

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips' "Abstinence Begins at Home" PSA Spot Considered too Controversial?

Los Angeles, California - The 10-second public service announcement (PSA) featuring Mackenzie Phillips standing in front of a giant poster sized photograph of now deceased father, John Phillips, engaged in an innocent kiss on the cheek was pulled by...

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John Phillips Ex Wives Say that He Really Wanted Valerie Bertinelli, Not Daughter Mackenzie

Funny story: John Phillips Ex Wives Say that He Really Wanted Valerie Bertinelli, Not Daughter Mackenzie

Two ex wifes of the late John Phillips said that the Mamas and the Papas singer never wanted to sleep with his daughter Mackenzie. Instead, Papa John really wanted to be with her cute, pixie like One Day at a Time co-star Balerie Bertinelli. Mama...

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Mackenzie Phillips, Her Papa John, Had Ten-Year Affair?

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips, Her Papa John, Had Ten-Year Affair?

Mackenzie Phillips is defending her father John Phillips as "a good man", "the best dad ever" and "he had a whopper" despite her claims that they had an incestuous affair. But her stepmother Michelle Phillips says Phillips is lying about the affair a...

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Mackenzie Phillips Says She Swept With Her Father

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips Says She Swept With Her Father

BEVERLY HILLS - Actress MacKenzie Phillips has revealed in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show that for ten years she was forced to work as a cleaning woman with her father's Hollywood housecleaning service The Mess Fixers. MacKenzie star of t...

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Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Chicago, Illinois - "Despite what you may hear from me here today about my relationship with my dad," said sober Mackenzie Phillips, offering up dating advice to the young women in the Oprah Show audience after her spine tingling, jaw dropping, mouth...

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