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Funny story:  My life as a man #29

My life as a man #29

Castor oil, Fox News, MSNBC, and nekkid chicks on air! When I was a young kid, I knew better than to tell my Dad that I had a belly-ache. I knew better because I knew what my Dad would do if I told him my gut hurt. He was an old school mountain farmer: he used plant extracts he called "Lightning Hot drops," or, if he was a bit hung over, he used the all-time, get-even-with-your-children, gut-...
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Funny story:  BO has MO on Waffles

BO has MO on Waffles

Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack. The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list.
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Funny story:  Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Al Gore Shows Sign of Intelligence

Al Gore's Current TV announced today it is ending its relationship with irascible and controversial personality Keith Olbermann. Olbermann, who has been fired from virtually every TV position he has ever held (including his stint at the very liberal...
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Funny story:  MSNBC:  Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

BILLINGSGATE POST - Major Amos B. Hoople announced his endorsement of Newt Gingrich on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show this evening. Ms. Maddow, who was leaning forward during the interview with the bombastic Major, was unaware that the nasty bastard was...
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Funny story:  Texas Governor Perry Calls for Washington to Secede

Texas Governor Perry Calls for Washington to Secede

Texas Governor Rick Perry said today that, if elected President, he would put in motion a secession plan for the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C. The recently announced presidential candidate hinted several years ago that Texas could secede should...
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Funny story:  MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Unassociated press just learned MSNBC star and DNC unofficial spokeswoman Rachel Maddow is leaving her lowly rated "news" show for a chance at Hollywood fame. Rachel Maddow, the host with the most on MSNBC, told fans last night that this week's ep...
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Funny story:  New Actor James Holzier is Becoming Quite The Popular Rising Star

New Actor James Holzier is Becoming Quite The Popular Rising Star

Fandango.com called James Holzier one of the most popular male celebrities emerging. Along with; All Media Guide, All Movie Guide, Posh UK, and a host of celebrity news and entertainment sites. The popular up and comer has a slew of fans and a cul...
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Funny story:  Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Well, she isn't exactly going to hoist Keith Olbermann up over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but Oprah Winfrey has signed him for her newly created television network and presented him with the 5 o'clock news hour to continue with his Countdo...
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Funny story:  Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...
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Funny story:  Keith Olbermann Announces 174th Day of Mind-Numbing Ordinariness in Columbus, Ohio

Keith Olbermann Announces 174th Day of Mind-Numbing Ordinariness in Columbus, Ohio

As every viewer of the Keith Olbermann show knows, at the very end of his show, he makes a point of counting down the days from when Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq, the beginning of the Iraq war, and more recently, the day of the oil ri...
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Funny story:  Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow bitch-slapped Obama's speech to the nation regarding the BP oil spill and delivered the speech she would have liked to have heard, officially getting all up in her own ass. "We've been worried about the possibility...
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Funny story:  Massive Horde of Reporters Growing Impatient as Ted Kennedy Just Won't Die

Massive Horde of Reporters Growing Impatient as Ted Kennedy Just Won't Die

Cape Cod, Mass. -- Pumped from a recent rash of high profile deaths, reporters the world over eagerly anticipate the next high profile casualty, the almost dead, but not quite yet, Senator Ted Kennedy. Even so, the recent deaths of Farah Fawcett,...
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Funny story:  MSNBC Hires Mime Favorite & Longtime Radio Talk Show Host

MSNBC Hires Mime Favorite & Longtime Radio Talk Show Host

Veteran radio mime Henri Gasteau will have his own hour long program on MSNBC, starting 2AM Tuesday. Gasteau has spent 35 years in talk radio where you only heard the music, commercials and answers to the questions Gasteau gestured to his guest wh...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

After claiming credit for the ratings of cable news network MSNBC, world-renowned sloth Rush Limbaugh has received a generous thank you. MSNBC reportedly sent a large care package to Limbaugh in appreciation for his allowing the network to continu...
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Funny story:  Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

MSNBC anchors Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews have had a falling out with the news channel. Due to flagging ratings and internal network politics, the two have been moved to different positions within the news team. MSNBC insisted that neither h...
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Funny story:  Chris Matthews proposes to Barack Obama live on TV

Chris Matthews proposes to Barack Obama live on TV

During the Democratic Convention cable news correspondent and Hard Ball host, Chris Matthews asked for Barack Obama's hand in marriage live on TV after he gave his speech. Matthews had previously stated that when Barack Obama spoke he felt a ting...
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Funny story:  Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush

Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush

Keith Olbermann, the host of "Countdown" an MSNBC news program, has renewed his contract with MSNBC to hate George Bush for another year.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Chosen to Moderate MSNBC'S "Meet the Press"

Ron Paul Chosen to Moderate MSNBC'S "Meet the Press"

Today, NBC executives chose former Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul to be the new moderator of "Meet the Press."...
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