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Return of the flesh-eating Brussels sprouts

Funny story: Return of the flesh-eating Brussels sprouts

London - Shoppers were being warned today to be on the lookout for a toxic crop of the reviled Christmas veg linked to a notorious flesh eating bug. Reports say the tainted sprouts may be the result of GM experiments into meat tenderizing technol...

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We'll continue to treat OAP's as despicably as we do everybody else, insist NHS doctors

Doctors ordered to show old people more respect by NHS management have denied they need to change their methods, saying old people would continue to be treated just as despicably as everybody else in their stead. The British Medical Association al...

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Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Funny story: Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Scientists are working feverishly to find new ways to fight antibiotic-resistant strains of staph bacteria such as e-coli and MRSA, which have become epidemic throughout the world. The one insect you thought might be responsible for spreading such ba...

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Friendly nose bacteria shoots down MRSA

Professor Takayuki Iwase of University Japan announced a highly innovative cure for the dreaded MRSA. Apparently some of the lucky ones amongst us have friendly bacteria in our noses which kicks MRSA butt. "What we can do is isolate these bacteria...

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MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

Funny story: MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

News that 10% fewer people are dying of MRSA and other hospital superbugs has been received with great cheering by MPs in Westminster and now the Government has announced that it will organise street parties to celebrate.

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More people die of Superbug Staph infections than AIDS in the U.S.; Religious right-wing conservatives still reluctant to call it a plague from God

Funny story: More people die of Superbug Staph infections than AIDS in the U.S.; Religious right-wing conservatives still reluctant to call it a plague from God

Atlanta, Georgia - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) announced today that more people have died from the so-called Superbug Staph infection (Methicillin/oxacillin resistant staphylococcus aureus or MRSA) than have died from AIDS in the United Stat...

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