Los Angeles - Thousands of people have been left sickened following an outbreak of weasels at a Disneyland resort.
Doctors treating the ugly pandemic say a virus strain from the Philippines is a damn good scapegoat considering the dearth of other...
New York - (Toxic Mess): The pair were spotted in a huddle at a Hell's Kitchen brasserie eating crow as their respective admirers continued a rearguard charm offensive back home in Blighty.
Neither of the disgraced duo appeared to be in a hurry to...
London - (Toxic Ass Mess): The former immunologist and his eminent sidekick Professor John Walker-Smith have been struck off by the GMC.
The professional regulator found the pair guilty of gross professional misconduct in a classic smoke 'n' mirro...
London - (Raving Bonkers Mess): Three former Royal Freak Hospital quacks are up before the General Medical Council today defending their autism and legal aid gravy train scam.
Dr Andrew Wakefield, Prof Simon Murch and Prof John Walker-Smith are ch...
London - (Ass Mess): A hearing into the gross professional misconduct of MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield has asked about his personal links to Rothley GP Kate McCann.
London - (Ass Mess): Aliens abducted notorious MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield a GMC disciplinary hearing into gross professional misconduct was told today.
London - (ReUterus): David Icke the global mind control expert who first identified the Bush family, the Queen Mother, Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie as spineless reptilian overlords from a Babylonian Brotherhood of psuedo-humanoid sub-species...
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