With Operation Yewtree cutting a swathe through the childhood nostalgia of 30 and 40 somethings up and down the land, it may surprise many to learn that creepy 1980s children's entertainer Uncle Jake McRaffles was not a nonce, as many had suspected,...
ISSAQUAH, WA-Cougars, long since held as nature's third coolest cat (behind lions and tigers, respectively), have recently come into a bit of an identity crisis. This is due in large part to the recent branding of 40-somethings who romantically t...
The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
There's something fishy going on in the south coast resort town of Worthing. It can be scented, as it wafts on warm summer breezes.
It smells like fish, but it isn't fish - it's the odour of enthusiastic, verging on manic - sexual activity.
And...
HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, who was born in Germany, has received countless prestigious awards in her career.
She has three times been named one of the world's top models by the Swedish based magazine De Erogen Zonen Illustrated (The Erogenous Zone Il...
In a classic case of Political Correctness gone mad, absolutely lusciously scrummy yummy mummy and much sought after MILF, Virginia De Phoarr, of Aylesbury was told off by a park warden for feeding the ducks the wrong kind of bread.
Virginia, 29 a...
A well known supermarket has apologised to its customers after offering MILF online at a discount to its customers.
The offer of 75 pounds off all MILF over the age of 35 seemed like a deal that was too good to be true but luckily not many purchas...
Joyce, you thunderous god-like beauty!
Daughter of your sister's Mum;
Every day I find you working,
In the midst of Tesco's hum!
Thy enchantments bind together,
What did customers' surge divide,
Beggars stealing Tennent's super,
Will your matronly charms abide.
You embrace a million shoppers!
Oh take my kiss wondrous old girl!
Eagle-eyed attendant shepherd,
Keep your checkout tills...
Devilishly attractive Brit MILF, Donna Feathercap was recovering at home today after a frightening boat trip in the alligator infested Florida Everglades, a trip which put her in fear for her very life and left her badly traumatised.
Feathercap wa...
After her success on BGT, Amanda Holden, 43 has proposed the idea to her friend Simon who seemed mildly interested, yet thoroughly opposed to the idea.
Amanda, 40 who is famous for marrying Les Dennis and turning him into a figure that now resemb...
After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf:
"Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...
Every beauty pageant contestant has to have two big things in her favor. besides those two "Reasons" there is also the talent contest. Some do card tricks. Others sinf opera. While still more twirl and stroke batons.
Sarah Palin played the flu...
'Milf Milk' was launched today amidst howls of derision from seemingly tens of thousands of ugly women.
Jamie Lynn Spears will be heading up a line of fashion for attractive young mothers. Her new fashion label, Teen MILF, will focus on girls under 20 who have their own kids. Stella McCartney, a prominent fashion designer and daughter...