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Funny story: Merger Looms For Many Letters.

Merger Looms For Many Letters.

The MD of DFS today spoke of a totally hypothetical bid to merge with the MFI, M&S and B&Q. This would possibly make them DFS&MFI&M&S&B&Q. We spoke at TGI's over a BLT and G&T. Lyndon Stubbs, 48, used to work for th...
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Funny story: MFI Wardrobe Collapses Just To Top Things Off!

MFI Wardrobe Collapses Just To Top Things Off!

Administrators at furniture retailer MFI say the firm has now ceased trading, with the loss of 1,400 jobs, this occurred at excatly the same time my self assembled MFI Wardrobe collapsed - probably because I thought that a certain bolt or screw wasn'...
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Funny story: MFI Lose Laptop

MFI Lose Laptop

In an embarrassing leaked memo from the British furniture superstore giants, it has emerged that a laptop containing detailed plans of a kitchen for the Jenkins's extension has been left on a train. "Nobody else will be able to use the data on the...
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Funny story: King Arthur's round table was in fact square

King Arthur's round table was in fact square

The unearthing of some documents dating back to last year have conclusively revealed that King Arthur's table used for knight meetings, admittedly not necessarily at night, was in fact square and not round as previously thought.
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