After two months of weekly exploits that have previously only been observed in comic books, Rod Blagojevich is today being accused by U.S. news services as creating a slump in headlines by being unanimously impeached late Thursday afternoon.
Netherlands - Just as lost socks and missing persons can be explained through the still-questionable M-Theory, scientists today have applied the same set of equations to the common house cat.
Cats, it is well known, seem to multiply at a rate prop...
Socks that become lost in your washer or dryer are now being investigated as indisputable proof that M-theory is, indeed, a valid hypothesis to explain all existence.
Apparently, vibration along the strings that make up all matter in the universe...
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