Ithaca, NY - After years of tireless research at Cornell University, professors have released a study that brings into question the long-accepted fact the late great Freddie Mercury, from the rock band Queen, proclaimed to the world - Fat bot...
HAMPSTEAD, London--In what is seen as a lifetime achievement award, rock musician Sting received this week the prestigious Most Tender Lyrics Award at the U.K. Rock Music Awards.
Jury members lauded Sting, known for his earlier work with the highl...
A pub singer in a Bermondsey pub was arrested and jailed overnight after singing "I'm Not In Love" in front of a newly married couple.
Jack Taylor, who sings three nights a week at the Dog and Duck pub in Bermondsey High Street, London had just st...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has really been feeling down lately since her career has sort of stalled due to the mini-scandal involving lyrics she allegedly borrowed from John Phillip Sousa the king of the marching bands.
According to Bedroom P...
THE SH*T SONG
(Sing to in whatever melody you like, in whatever key you like, as often as you like)
The world is your oyster
The world is your cake
It's your place to roister
that it's all there for you to take.
You've learned a secret philosophy
used the world over by politicos, priests and cops
if you want to stay on top
you can throw away philanthropy.
There's a tool of control th...
Eight Pills a Day
(To Beatles' Eight Days a Week)
Ooh I need a doctor,
Don't you know it's true.
Cause I have bursitis,
Dementia and the flu.
Aspirin, Ben Gay, pain pills, oi vey,
Got to take my meds babe,
Eight pills a day.
Got a heart condition,
Liver's shot to hell.
And the water weight gain,
Is making my feet swell.
Aspirin, Ben Gay, pain pills, oi vey,
Ain't got nothin' b...
Kinky Friedman has finally given the inspiration behind his hit single "Asshole From El Paso."
Friedman, who ran unsuccessfully for Governor of the Lone Star State, said that "I guess everyone knows that my song is a take off on I'm Proud to Be and Okie From Muskogee. Well, I really did know an Asshole From El Paso, and I thought that I would be like Weird Al Yankovic and change around the lyr...
Music publishers across America were involved in a ferocious bidding war yesterday over a notepad containing song lyrics and poems supposedly written by Britney Spears when she was nine years old.
The Jimmy Mook Publishing Corp eventually lodged a...
Bruce Springsteen has admitted in an exclusive interview, 24 years after releasing his hit song "Dancing In The Dark" that he is actually afraid of the dark.
Springsteen has long been hailed as one of the greatest singers of the 1980s, and one of...
Washington, DC - From its headquarters on K Street, the campaign of Senator John Sidney McCain released the lyrics to his honest new campaign song: "Yes We Fear".
Hell-raising Motorhead bassist and frontman, Lembit Opik, has pitched into the Robbie Williams crap lyric row.
Sensational news today as a report has said that a well known lyric in a Robbie Williams song is nothing more than crap.
In a remarkable turn of events, it was confirmed last night that, having found both his spine and his Orange Crush, two items believed to have been lost forever, Michael Stipe has now lost his religion. The leader singer is understood to be inconsol...
Children's favourite song from the sixties "Right Said Fred" by comedy legend Bernard Cribbins, is today at the centre of a storm.
Knock,Knock,Knockitty,Knock...Knockitty,Kno.."Alright already...(As he heads towards the door humming the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song,Satisfaction.."I can't get no....no,no,no..hey,hey,hey")..geez,louise"".......(opening the door).."Yeah wadd'ya want"."Hi i'm Mary Contrary,this we...
It wasn’t until the advent of pop phenomenon Britney Spears that I realized I was aging far faster than I had previously imagined.
Yup, gone seem the days of Carole King and Joni Mitchell ballads; with the success of Britney wiggling and jiggling her way across the globe, it appears the poetic lyrics and well-crafted melodies of my youth have gone the way of the Vac-U-Form. (If you have to...
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