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Funny story: The rise and rise of Inchcock Part Two

The rise and rise of Inchcock Part Two

Inchcock stood outside his uncle's house. He had money in his pocket, food in the rucksack on his back, sturdy hob nail boots, but not a clue where he should go. An idea struck him it had fallen off the advertising sign above his head. "I will go to Europe" he said to himself. Paddington Station is the gateway to Europe, so why was Inchy at Victoria train station? He had decided to get the boa...
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Funny story: The rise and rise of Inchcock Part One

The rise and rise of Inchcock Part One

Inchcock was born in a poverty stricken back street of Knightsbridge, London. His parents had moved from Mayfair some months earlier because the next door neighbours did not have a Butler or maid. It was a sparse existence; the family could not afford Izal toilet paper. Inchcocks family lived hand to mouth they had hands and used their mouths. When Inchy was six, he was sent to stay with an aun...
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Funny story: Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
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Funny story: All Our Yesterdays - Blazing Row In Wheelhouse Of RMS Titanic As It Almost Hits Iceberg

All Our Yesterdays - Blazing Row In Wheelhouse Of RMS Titanic As It Almost Hits Iceberg

11:33pm - 14th April 1912 - RMS Titanic... Latest News off the wires is that a furious row has just taken place in the wheelhouse of the White Star Line's RMS Titanic, currently approaching New York City from the north east, on her maiden voyage and possible blue ribbon winning trip, somewhere off Newfoundland. Skoob News's man on the scene, Gilbert Shuttlecock reported that a warning had be...
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Funny story: The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
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Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part Two

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part Two

At ten minutes past nine, Skoob and C.J. were nowhere to be seen, they had hobbled off into the park. Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock, made ready for the race, they ordered another cup of tea, and sent Clive to purchase some waterproof coats and hats. Clive began to doubt they would ever leave the tea kiosk. On his return, Clive handed out the clothing and placed the tea cups on the table. "F...
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Funny story: Veteran Actress Reveals How She Was Petrified By Rubber Bat Puppet In 1946 Universal Studios Vampire Movie

Veteran Actress Reveals How She Was Petrified By Rubber Bat Puppet In 1946 Universal Studios Vampire Movie

Veteran actress, and coincidentally, seasoned spoof writer, Mathilde de la Mole has revealed how she was petrified to within an inch of her life, as she was attacked by a rubber bat in Universal Studio's 1946 production of 'The Bastard Hungarian Gyps...
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Funny story: France Celebrates New Year 5 Hours Late In Shed Explosion Drama

France Celebrates New Year 5 Hours Late In Shed Explosion Drama

France had an unexpected New Year's firework display, when Spoof writer, Lynton's garden shed unexpectedly exploded, at 05:30 am GMT on New Year's day. The event came as a bit of a bonus for gay Paree, which basically didn't appear to do a whole l...
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Funny story: The Annals of Anal Cheese Remediation

The Annals of Anal Cheese Remediation

Long thought to be scientific territory that could not be crossed or mastered, much like proving the existence of Quarks and Gluons, or confirming the delivery of more than two contiguous orgasms to Margaret Thatcher, Sir Lynton of Leicester has crossed that chasm with a chemical compound that eliminates the existence and associated smells of anal and ball sack cheese. Working with a small team...
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Funny story: Lynton Contemplates Leaving TheSpoof, to Save Louisiana Shoreline

Lynton Contemplates Leaving TheSpoof, to Save Louisiana Shoreline

While hoping to keep his financial wherewithal a private matter, decorated Spoof writer and anonymously named author, "Lynton", plans a departure from TheSpoof to aid the threatened shoreline of the Louisiana coast. Proving the be the single large...
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Funny story: "Handy" Spoofer Lynton Says 'Adieu" Moves on to Coast of France To Pursue New Nude Tanning Cream Applicator Career!

"Handy" Spoofer Lynton Says 'Adieu" Moves on to Coast of France To Pursue New Nude Tanning Cream Applicator Career!

A self styled 'Palmist', part time Prolific Spoofer, and dreaded English Language Proctor, announced he is taking a summer sabbatical after being chosen to become the "Head Creamer" at a nude French beach resort! The all around self professed 'H...
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