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Funny story:  Left ear better at detecting male lies

Left ear better at detecting male lies

To detect whether a man is telling the truth or lying, it's best to use your left ear, according to Dr Tilly Woppa of the Hearing Research Institute, Alabama. In over 75% of listeners tested, lie detection rates were better when listening through...
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Funny story:  Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning. Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to...
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Funny story:  Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

New York, NY--According to a new report by Columbia University, the phrase 'For real', originally devised by inner-city dwellers to convey truthfulness or legitimacy, is now solely used as a device to feign emotions and disguise dishonesty. "Our s...
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Funny story:  Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Solving the federal governments' budget dilemma has elicited innumerable ideas from economist and politicians over the years. These ideas, mostly election year platitudes designed solely to garner votes, lack any genuine chance of becoming reality in a harshly divided Congress. Democrats drone on about increasing taxes on the rich and corporations, while Republicans haughtily decree that endin...
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Funny story:  Ask a 5 year old boy, they never lie...

Ask a 5 year old boy, they never lie...

Question: What is more fun for you, going to school or being with your brothers and sisters? 5 year old boy: I really like going to school, but my brothers and sisters are fun too! Question: Do you know who our president is? 5 year old boy: Yes, He is Barak Obama, a weakling south-sider Chicagoan who rose to power through the dirty dealing of Daly's political machine. Question: What wo...
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Funny story:  Top 5 Hypocritical Bastards

Top 5 Hypocritical Bastards

(Defecated News) We love to hate them, but some turn it into an art form. Saying one thing, but doing the total opposite, and normally fucking innocent people over in the process. Here's my TOP 5 HYPOCRITICAL BASTARDS list: 5) BONO - jets around in big planes, but complains about governments doing the same. Twat. 4) ISLAM - Literally means 'religion of peace' - yeah, right! 3) DIAN...
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Funny story:  The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...
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Funny story:  Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Washington, DC - The Beatles - rock & roll legends, voice of a generation, liars. "I remember Joe screaming at his record player," said John Hill a longtime friend of South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. Hill explains Wilson was upset by John...
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Funny story:  Honesty Test is actually useful!

Honesty Test is actually useful!

An 'Honesty test' being trialled by a UK University has provided some surprising results which are now helping the UK Government in the fight against spies. Dr Miles Dempsey explains his team's attempt to prove the Honesty Test is not a complete...
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Funny story:  Newspaper Lies!

Newspaper Lies!

The leader of a small village here in Peru, who asked that his name not be reported, told a reporter from ABC News this morning that he is sick and tired of periodicals like The National Enquirer, The Sun and others telling lies about his village.
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Funny story:  World Exaggeration Contest an overwhelmingly  massive success

World Exaggeration Contest an overwhelmingly massive success

Millions of people turned up today at a packed Croydon Community Centre in London to take part in the annual World Exaggeration Contest. The annual contest pits people all over the world against each other who can simply exaggerate any which way...
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Funny story:  Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are  Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists from West Viginia, Mountain Mamma University, have conclusively proved that 'tabloid journalists' are almost entirely composed of 'scum matter' it was revealed yesterday in the October Journal of British Physiology and Necrology. "Count...
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Funny story:  Bare Faced Lie

Bare Faced Lie

One of the world's best known bears, Yogi has been accused of lying, following an IQ test.
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Funny story:  Its 3 am. Hillary Clinton needs to stop lying

Its 3 am. Hillary Clinton needs to stop lying

Pathological Liar A pathological liar is usually defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern f...
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Funny story:  'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet

'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet

Babelfish, the translation service from Alta Vista is to launch an exciting new service in the summer that will help the global community of internet users.
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Funny story:  Magnificent George

Magnificent George

George, lying in bed, cast a suspicious look around. He saw disfigured and out-of-proportion features of medics in Surgical Gowns, all staring down at him.
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Funny story:  Why Brian Mcfadden quit Westlife

Why Brian Mcfadden quit Westlife

Forget Osama, TIA...We've hardcore terrorists in our own music industry with Brian Mcfadden (commonly known as lying black hen) and his gang of 12 members teaming to destroy the world with their appaling plans.
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Funny story:  KGB matriarch blasts imminent funeral arrangements

KGB matriarch blasts imminent funeral arrangements

Balmoral Castle, Royal Weeside - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted mess): In an unprecedented break with tradition the materfamilias of the House of Mountbatten has lashed out angrily at reports that the Royal Funeral and Official Lying-in-State have been down...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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