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Funny story: Ominous eclipsed Hunter's Moon pops up on US debt ceiling

Ominous eclipsed Hunter's Moon pops up on US debt ceiling

Washington - "Uh, it's like a massive asteroid suddenly materializing on Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel frescoes, Mr President," the curator of the NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today at a top secret conference about the US going bust. Prof...
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Funny story: Wednesday's Split Beaver Full Moon causing mayhem among Hollywood Z-Listers

Wednesday's Split Beaver Full Moon causing mayhem among Hollywood Z-Listers

Hollywood, Ca - Known by its folklore name of The Beaver tomorrow's eclipsed Gemini Full Moon is causing havoc among Hollywood celebs who flock regularly to Prof Einstein Flintstone's therapisst's couch. "Should have called it the Split Beaver Fo...
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Funny story: First of the Lunar Eclipse rattlers as 6.1 magnitude quake hits Java

First of the Lunar Eclipse rattlers as 6.1 magnitude quake hits Java

Indonesia - The Pacific Ring of Fire was shaken by a 6.1 tremor today just as the eclipsed Sagittarius full moon's shadow path crossed the equator. "The area is notorious for over-reacting to astrological phenomena," a spokesperson for the World G...
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Funny story: Monday's eclipsed Strawberry Full Moon shocker

Monday's eclipsed Strawberry Full Moon shocker

London - The eclipsed Sagittarius Full Moon promises to drive people bonkers with a compulsory extra day's holiday and other Government bollox. Astrologers call it the Strawberry Fool Moon on account of supermarket scams to make shoppers cough up...
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Funny story: Queen to abdicate this lunar eclipse weekend

Queen to abdicate this lunar eclipse weekend

London - At their 'Fourth Protocol' bunker at RAF Valley in Anglesey, Wales, Kate and Wills are having none of it, of course. Daft superstitions hold no fear for this royal gravy train branch line whose own wedding took place on the 66th annivers...
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Funny story: Cult's fears for Iran nuke sites ahead of Saturday's total lunar eclipse

Cult's fears for Iran nuke sites ahead of Saturday's total lunar eclipse

Iran - Sufi mystics living in Iran's dodgy seismic fracture zones fear a Grand Ayatollah's curse on illicit moonshine could trigger a massive quake this weekend. A powerful total lunar eclipse will see the moon's shadow path cross volatile tectoni...
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Funny story: Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fukushima - Is it a bird, is it a plane...or is it a luminescent mutant bee swarm mimicking a UFO? The strange aerial formation was spotted high above Fukushima's tsunami-ravaged nuclear power complex during Wednesday's eclipsed full moon penumbra...
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Funny story: Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

New York - Millions of bees are converging on New York ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Swarms have been spotted flying in bizarre geometric formations likened to crop circle patterns seen in the UK's Wiltshire/Hampshire UFO beltway. Yesterd...
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Funny story: Waste collections to be based around lunar cycle

Waste collections to be based around lunar cycle

The government has admitted it is powerless to prevent councils from basing their refuse collections around the lunar cycle, despite earlier promises suggesting weekly collections would remain in place for the foreseeable future. Communities secre...
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Funny story: Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

New York - A mystery underwater craft has been spotted close to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge by New York Harbor ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Observers say it may have been surveying the site of a shelved 1990s project to build a massive $40...
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Funny story: Mug punters warned as lunar eclipse threatens to overshadow Royal Ascot

Mug punters warned as lunar eclipse threatens to overshadow Royal Ascot

Berkshire - A new twist beckons on the June 1st solar eclipse that fooled Queen Elizabeth into backing her third-rate Derby no-hoper Carlton House. Wednesday's eclipsed full moon is likely to do just as much damage to royal mug punters determined...
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Funny story: Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Local outdoor enthusiasts ran across what turns out to be an ancient Indian text while snipe hunting in the Horse Heaven Hills just north of Paterson, Washington. Bruce and Velma Ferberger (of Goldendale) thought they had helped Mother Nature by...
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Funny story: Seismic double whammy as Winter solstice and lunar eclipse trigger major earthquakes

Seismic double whammy as Winter solstice and lunar eclipse trigger major earthquakes

Pacific Ocean - (Tremors): A Winter solstice delirium tremens hit South Eastern Iran today. The 7.4 magnitude quake near the holy city of Bam also triggered a seismic tipple - er...ripple!- effect that battered Japan's Bonin Isles 1,000 km south o...
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Funny story: Close call for Santa during Lunar eclipse!

Close call for Santa during Lunar eclipse!

Disorientated by the lunar eclipse, Father Xmas smashed into an asteroid today and was luckily rescued by Russian cosmonauts. He is said to be relatively well and recovering from shock on board the Soyuz space station. NASA says Santa is likely t...
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Funny story: Total Lunar Eclipse passes off without incident...yet

Total Lunar Eclipse passes off without incident...yet

The first Lunar Eclipse for four hundred years to fall on a Winter Solstice has passed off without incident - so far. The last time that a full Lunar Eclipse occurred on a Winter Solstice was 1638. This heralded the start of a war between Scotland...
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Funny story: President Obama: The Moon Turned Red! Flee! Flee!

President Obama: The Moon Turned Red! Flee! Flee!

Astrophysicists, astrologers and other planet-looker-aters have fallen to their knees, shaking fists of rage at the sky, damning it for painting the moon blood-red last evening, an obvious side of our impending doom. However, some 'I'm too f--king...
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Funny story: Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

The Cosmos - (Lunacy): The ultimate in karmic sudden-death penalty shootouts? This weekend's ballbreaker alignment will wreak havoc with all kinds of human ball games, astrologers are warning. Think 'vasectomy snip minus the anaesthetic' as the ec...
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Funny story: Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientists observing last night's lunar eclipse once again showed the world that they have a sense of humor despite the serious nature of their work in the world's largest mountain top astronomy campus.
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