Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets.
But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets.
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...
Arsenal Ladies are being linked with a high-profile transfer move for Ireland's Olympic boxing gold medallist Katie Taylor, 26, who is also a talented footballer.
She'd be handy as back up in a Patrick Vierra v Roy Keane rematch.
Luka Modric wants to talk to Andre Villas-Boas over his future, with the 26-year-old worried that his dream move to Real Madrid may fall through.
Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear.
"Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp.
Redknapp also claims Modric is not "right in the head" amid reports of a new...
Luka Modric has demanded a move to 'big' club Chelsea after a gentleman's agreement he shared with Tottenham owner Daniel Levy was stolen from Harry Redknapp's office.
"I've turned the gaff upside down and can't find it nowhere" said a bemused Har...
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