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Funny story:  Virgin Mary Statue Smokes Marijuana

Virgin Mary Statue Smokes Marijuana

Philadelphia, PA-- A six-foot tall statue of the Virgin Mary inside a local church has been doing something strange. Parishers at the church of Our Lady Of Hysterical Weeping say the statue has begun smoking marijuana. The statue begins exhaling sm...
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Funny story:  New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

Computer Software Recovery companies have advised anyone whose computer sneezes repeatedly on switching on, to put it in a warm bed with a hot water bottle and make it drink plenty of fluids. In all probability it has contracted a new form of virus...
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Funny story:  NewsCorpse 'Fake Sheikh' appointed head of Mossad PR

NewsCorpse 'Fake Sheikh' appointed head of Mossad PR

Tel Aviv - A professional confidence trickster specialising in celebrity stings has been hired by the Israeli secret service ahead of all out war on Hamas. Mazher Mahmood, former Murdoch investigative reporter (sic) and suspected serial perjurer...
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Funny story:  Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Washington, DC-- The post office has begun a new program to find out information about Americans' sexual orientation. The federal government wants to know how many gay people there are in the country so it can better service sexual minorities. Lett...
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Funny story:  Construction Crew Unearths the Truth

Construction Crew Unearths the Truth

Pottstown, PA --Contractors in rural Winston, North Dakota were in the early stages of an excavation project last week when a 10-man team hit upon some very convincing evidence. Daniel Robbins, the crew chief for This-n-That Contractors, notified...
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Funny story:  The New Smash Hit Film - 'Dawn Of The Planet Of Illegal Immigrants'!

The New Smash Hit Film - 'Dawn Of The Planet Of Illegal Immigrants'!

The new Sci-Fi flick 'Dawn Of The Planet Of Illegal Immigrants' is taking the box office by storm! The latest sequel in the series that started with 'Planet Of The Illegal Immigrants' then continued with 'Beyond The Planet Of The Illegal Immigrants',...
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Funny story:  "Carry On" Films - Surviving Cast Members Innocent Of Any Bottom Pinching - CPS Finding

"Carry On" Films - Surviving Cast Members Innocent Of Any Bottom Pinching - CPS Finding

Requests by Operation "Holly Bush" investigators to interview surviving cast members of all "Ooh Err Missis!" Carry On films have been dismissed by the CPS, who described it as a farce. All the bottom pinching, innuendos and improper suggestions w...
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Funny story:  Salacious Seeking Supervisor

Salacious Seeking Supervisor

Mark Dooley, newest employee at Jackson and Blythe Insurance, has filed a sexual harassment complaint with head office. "I'm a pretty shy guy at first," Dooley explained. "During my second week on the job, my supervisor Karen Dickinson started ch...
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Funny story:  Woman chains her menstrual cycle to a lamp post. It is stolen anyway.

Woman chains her menstrual cycle to a lamp post. It is stolen anyway.

A young woman in London is distraught today after discovering that her menstrual cycle has been stolen. Lillet Adams had chained the cycle to a lamp post while she went in to Boots to buy some urgent supplies, but came out to find a thief had made of...
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Funny story:  Hamas to change name of their organisation

Hamas to change name of their organisation

Following a meeting with the lovely humane representatives of the "Iraq Suddenly It's Summer"(ISIS) campaign at a 6-star hotel in Qatar, Hamas, the internationally renown tunnel manufacturers have agreed to change their name in time for the 2014 Iran...
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Funny story:  Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Moscow - Russian President Putin has become bored with not having a worthy adversary on the foreign policy landscape due to President Obama's lack of interest in world affairs. The Russian leader always welcomes a challenge and believes having a...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story:  Ancient biblical ambergris litters site of Jonah's Tomb destruction

Ancient biblical ambergris litters site of Jonah's Tomb destruction

Mosul, Iraq - The wanton bombing of a Mosul mosque today saw much of the Iraqi city spattered with nearly half a ton of fossilised biliary secretion from the guts of an Old Testament sperm whale that did for the prophet Jonah. The seer was buried...
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Funny story:  Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Secretary of State Kerry traveled all the way to Timbuktoo by camel caravan today to continue his negotiations with Palestinean,Eygtian and Israeli negotiators. He refused to answer questions about the fact that none of the negotiating parties we...
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Funny story:  Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

London - Personal Trainer Randy Offington demanded his girlfriend Suzanna Mills agree to marry with him with "more enthusiasm" this morning. Mr Offington had gone to great lengths to make the proposal special by taking her to a park where the two ha...
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Funny story:  McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

Steve McClaren and David Moyes have co-founded a support group for battered and abused sporting managers, with the hope of providing an environment to rehabilitate anyone who joins. Both the co-founders have arguably received the most ridicule and...
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Funny story:  Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!

Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!

The Nutrirocket food extractor is the latest, most scientifically-proven way to extend one's painful, lost existence indefinitely. Thanks to the most innovative in 21st century euphemisms, we have magically turned a 40 dollar blender into a $120.00 (...
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Funny story:  Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
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Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

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