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Scientists find gene for serendipity

A team of scientists have revealed the genetic basis of serendipity. The gene SDPT1, which has never been discovered before, increases the likelihood of being involved in fortuitous happenstances. The researchers, from the University of Sagacity,...

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Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

Funny story: Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...

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Another Lucky Winner! National Treasure Found on American Roadshow From Watervliet, New York

Funny story: Another Lucky Winner! National Treasure Found on American Roadshow From Watervliet, New York

Observers of popular social media have been quick to point out the obvious. But now another obstacle has surfaced like a battleship for those seeking satisfaction to the insult handed All-Americans following events unfolding in Chantilly, Virginia.

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Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Funny story: Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns. Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...

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Shock: Lady Luck Spurns Those In Need

Funny story: Shock: Lady Luck Spurns Those In Need

A local man was heard to say that 'Lady Luck was gonna shine on him some day', in a local bar this evening. However, locals who were present spoke out against this rather 'sunny' outlook on life and argued that the aforementioned 'Lady' was in fac...

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Paul Konchesky voted luckiest bloke alive

Liverpool left back Paul Konchesky has been voted the luckiest bloke alive. Konchesky 29, who followed boss Roy Hodgson from Fulham to Liverpool in the summer, is said to have agreed with the outcome of vote. He excitedly told reporters, "This is...

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No Luck for the Irish

Funny story: No Luck for the Irish

Begorrah Bejabbers the Shamrock Isle is in trouble. Gerry Adams is going to stand for Election in the Republic! News of this disaster led to the exposure of the Irish economy to a downward spiral of confidence. 'Just the Luck of the Irish' moa...

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Some Guys Have All The Luck

Funny story: Some Guys Have All The Luck

It's a fact of life that not everyone can be successful, but a new study has shown that a certain section of the community have all the luck. Professor Robert Palmer of the University of Hard Knock, Newcastle, spent the past 18 months doing fuck a...

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Se7en - Not Really A Lucky Number

Funny story: Se7en - Not Really A Lucky Number

It has finally been officially verified by academics and researchers from Fluffborough University that seven is not really a lucky number. In fact, no number is any luckier than any other number, despite Lene Lovitch having a 1970's hit with 'My Luck...

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UK's unluckiest investor revealed

Funny story: UK's unluckiest investor revealed

The UK's unluckiest investor has been revealed last night as Dennis Whipsnade. Starting in 1997 with a £10billion inheritance and with the help of "independent financial advisers", the Londoner has revealed that he now has £18.47 left. Whipsnade l...

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Is this the unluckiest man in the world?

Funny story: Is this the unluckiest man in the world?

Is Mustapha Kamir of 23 Pyramid Terrace, Cairo the unluckiest man in the world? On the weekend, ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair postponed his ascendancy to Pontiff, electing instead to aid Gordon "one-eyed Scottish idiot" Brown and Barack Obama in th...

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Plimpton man in stroke of good fortune

Funny story: Plimpton man in stroke of good fortune

Retired Plimpton gardener Alf Potts could not believe his luck this week when a gold envelope hit his doormat. "I've never won anything in my life before", said Alf, 78, "so this is a real thrill. My wife died last year, and I will go to visit my...

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Fall/Winter Horoscope

Funny story: Fall/Winter Horoscope

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be lucky in love this week, as the hooker will mistakenly give you change for a $20 instead of $10. Coworkers will respond to your authority by staining your chair with tiny, barely perceptible amounts of urine each day, so that you're never quite able to locate the source of the smell. Friday is your day to make a big change in your finances. Maybe stop buy...

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Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Funny story: Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Detroit, Michigan - In a startling turnabout today George Nigelson announced that his formerly favorite pair of "Lucky" underwear had recently let him down so he is now officially downgrading their status to "Mildly Fortunate".

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Superstitions a load of old tosh

Funny story: Superstitions a load of old tosh

A man who keeps three black cats, a ladder exclusion zone within his neighbourhood, and a salt dispenser on his left shoulder at all times has had a run of bad luck.

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12 is the unlucky number, says 13

Funny story: 12 is the unlucky number, says 13

Bitter old curmudgeon Number 13 has told anyone that will listen that 12, a number seen as being fortunate is the real unlucky number.

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Lucky Charms Sponsers Sugar Induced Freak Out for A.D.D.

Funny story: Lucky Charms Sponsers Sugar Induced Freak Out for A.D.D.

On Tuesday, March 27, 2007, Lucky Charms will sponsor the national sugar induced freak out for ADD At three a.m. PST, an estimated 350 people will eat seven bowls of sugar coated Lucky Charms and then freak out from the sugar rush to follow. "I...

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Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

Funny story: Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

A woman form Manchester could hardly believe her luck today when she scooped a sizeable sum of money by just going to the cashpoint.

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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