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How "Miss Big Words" found Her Secret Love

Place: Lynwood Junior High, Lynwood, CA Time: Spring, 1943, during World War II Situation: 8th grade English Class ______________ Teacher: "Class, what is the subject of most popular songs? They are often called BALLADS." [writes that word on blackboard]. "The kind of song Bing Crosby would sing." Roger: "Most of them are about war!" Teacher: "Well, Roger, you are partially right. That...

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Man in love with desperate Mexican transgender

Funny story: Man in love with desperate Mexican transgender

A Syrian man named Abu is believed to be the fattest man alive and he is in love with a Mexican transgender according to celebrity gossip. His weight reached an incredible 500 kilograms and he smells like an old sardine can. Iman Ahmad Abdulati,...

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Researchers Reveal People Love Their Dogs More Than Their Children

Funny story: Researchers Reveal People Love Their Dogs More Than Their Children

A team of researchers at Michigan state university have evidence that confirms what many have long suspected: People love their dogs more than their kids. The research team led by Dr. April Mgonke took real time scans of subjects brains and looked at specific areas of the brain that became active when subjects were asked either about their pets or their children. "We saw that areas in the...

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New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Ever since the first sightings of the giant squid, colossal squid, the vampire squid and the giant jellyfishes we have come to understand that we know less than three percent of the actual sea life. It's no wonder that every day, scientists all ov...

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Pokemon Move Considered Homophobic

Funny story: Pokemon Move Considered Homophobic

The popular game/anime series Pokemon has come under fire for one of its moves being deemed homophobic. One of the many moves a pokemon can learn is called "Attract". It is used in battles and by wild pokemon to cause the rival to become infatuat...

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Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...

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Local area man perplexed because mother-to-son affection has abruptly ended

Funny story: Local area man perplexed because mother-to-son affection has abruptly ended

Bethesda, MD-Lones Katz, a man who has always had a very close relationship with his mother, is baffled by his mother's recent lack of affection towards him. "For as long as I can remember, my mother and I have always hugged and kissed every time...

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Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Funny story: Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Barcelona, Spain-An American man named John who characterizes himself as adventurous and outdoorsy chose to eat three meals at a single local restaurant, El Restaurante de Leon, on a day trip to Barcelona on Saturday. In an interview with John, we le...

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John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

Funny story: John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

NEW YORK - John Mellencamp revealed his plans to win back Meg Ryan today in an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com. You, our readers, will be the first to know the details of his plans. Even Meg won't know before you. John said that first he w...

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The Love Song of Jay and Ally Ruefolk

Funny story: The Love Song of Jay and Ally Ruefolk

"Controllate che il laccio di plastica sia avvolto in modo che la fibbia grande sia verso l'esterno. Se la fibbia e rivolta in dentro, girate il laccio in senso opposto prima di inserire la criniera del leone. (Fig. 7) del foglio di istruzioni incluso." Let's get going now, okay? While the car is warming up in the driveway Like someone getting over bypass surgery. C'mon, let's go,...

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Last regrets of the dying split down gender lines

Funny story: Last regrets of the dying split down gender lines

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College published a study today that shows that elderly men and women have very different regrets weighing on their minds as their dying day draws near. Of the women, 38% regret the fact that they didn't say "I love yo...

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I'm Just a Laidback and Festively Plump Individual

I'm a stress-free type of guy who takes life with a carefree attitude. I guess you can say I'm just a laidback and festively plump individual and there is nothing wrong with that. I guarantee it. Think of how beneficial technologies like transportation, cellular devices, and the Internet. As long as someone or something else does the work for me, I'm ready to go. I value transportation. For ex...

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Couple Turn Baby Into Something Special With Help From Clinic

Funny story: Couple Turn Baby Into Something Special With Help From Clinic

In a strange case in Cleveland, Ohio, a woman is suing her own parents but did not want to appear in court. "I'm sorry", her attorney told her. "The judge says you have to be there in person so that the accused and the accuser are face to face."...

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Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Commitment-phobes rejoice! According to recent news reports out of the magical land of Hollywood, you can live together, co-parent and have sex all you want without all the frustrating baggage of being a 'couple' or 'splitting' up, while also saving...

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Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

Funny story: Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

James Milan of right here in Leonardsville is excited over a lady that he spotted that had recently moved to town "And boy is she a knockout!" "I have been asking around to those who will talk to me, mostly men, and they tell me that she is a wido...

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Masquerade Dating Newest Trend for Singles

Funny story: Masquerade Dating Newest Trend for Singles

MADISON, WISCONSIN - Ginger Trumple, 32, has been looking for that special someone for several years now. She has tried the regular internet dating sites, and some unusual internet sites and those just didn't produce the results she was looking for.

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Cupid Gears Up for Valentine's Day

Funny story: Cupid Gears Up for Valentine's Day

LOVELAND, COLORADO - With only days left until Valentine's Day, Cupid is reportedly gearing up for this year's Love Olympics. Cupid, the whimsical chubby half-dressed boy with wings, has lately been sleeping up to 18 hours a day when he is not...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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