Washington DC - In what's been described as her very own 'Don't Cry For Me, Argentina' moment Hillary's resignation after four years of running the State Department comes with the sure-fire sweetener of the US's top diplomatic posting to London.
London - Royal Parks Agency has been asked to install CCTV around the famous grassy knoll following rumors of drug-fuelled orgies on Primrose Hill, opposite the American ambassador's residence.
Reports of teenage girls engaging in rampant gang sex...
London - (Gotcha, Bastards!): A red alert has gone out among Royal Parks Police this week after covert CCTV caught the US envoy in an act of gross urination upon Her Majesty's private waters.
Louis Susman, Barack Obama's top pick for ambassador t...
London - (Ferrero Rocher Mess): In scenes of unprecedented disgust Regent's Park residents have staged a mass protest outside the US ambassador's official residence where Obama appointee Louis Susman parked his corpulent ass on Monday.
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