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Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...

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Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Funny story: Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times. Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years. His grand...

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ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

Funny story: ABC under fire as missing Malaysian Airliner is part of viral marketing campaign for new season of Lost

A TV Producer has come under worldwide scrutiny after admitting today that the missing Malaysian Airliner was part of a viral marketing campaign for a new season of Lost. "We had no idea it would go this far," an inside source said. "At first...

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Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job

Funny story: Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job

"If the money wasn't so good and all the fun we have with the speed traps, I'd leave this job in a minute", stated Nashville, Tennessee officer Douglas Lancaster. "I agree", stated his partner. "I blame it on all those 911 calls that we get from e...

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Appeal after lost cosh

A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...

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Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

Funny story: Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

A four year old child wandered out of a town centre crèche today, sparking off a massive hunt. The unnamed toddler was left in the care of KIDZ PLACE nursery and subsequently went missing between story time and snack time. Unbelievably the tod...

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Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

Funny story: Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

We spoke to some stocky man who claimed he was an insider of David Haye's camp yesterday, and he claimed that Haye will come out if retirement in March to fight Vitali Klitschko, elder brother of Wladimir, who shook him in Hamburg last year. At on...

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Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

Funny story: Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased. It seems that...

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Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

Funny story: Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

A number of apparently 'lost' British exploitation films, originally made between the 1950's and the mid 1980's are to be released in digitally remastered DVD and Blu Ray format from Monday. The films were made using sets and costumes from bigger...

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Spoof Writer Reunited With Family; Found 3200 Miles Away Two Years after He Went Missing!

Funny story: Spoof Writer Reunited With Family; Found 3200 Miles Away Two Years after He Went Missing!

There were tears of joy spread today in the little town of Punta Gorda, Florida, as the family of Melvin Wordsmithe are set to gather round him after a remarkable discovery when he was found nearly two years after going missing from the family's bac...

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Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

Funny story: Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a little peckish, pour myself another glass of Merlot or fly to New York?'...

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Directions for physicists

Funny story: Directions for physicists

At school, we are taught that there are four states of matter (in decreasing order of order) Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma. Physicists know of a fifth, which is Bose-Einstein Condensate, which is a kind of solid liquid. However, this is an extreme and rarely encountered outside of the lab. But what does this have to do with asking for directions? Well, there are four states of being lost.

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New York Bermuda Triangle

Funny story: New York Bermuda Triangle

In recent years more than 40 automobiles, drivers, and passengers have disappeared for days while navigating on roads and highways in up-state New York. Little news of these occurrences ever reaches the media who is blinded by purported intellectua...

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SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Funny story: SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Resident's of the greyest town in the world were amazed yesterday as Father Christmas rolled up in his sleigh pulled by several reindeer. Santa was on his way to Finland fir the annual "Father Christmas Look-a-like" festival he has attended every yea...

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Derrick Bird was the Smoke Monster

Funny story: Derrick Bird was the Smoke Monster

Following further detailed investigations and snooping, Phoenix Joe can reveal that Birdy's obsession with the TV series Lost went deeper than most people imagined. Original theories suggested that Bird's disenchantment with the controversial end...

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Derrick Bird - the 'truth'

Funny story: Derrick Bird - the 'truth'

Breaking news seems to indicate that Derrick Bird (the UK's latest in a long line of distinguished mass murderers) was driven to his shooting rampage not by petty annoyances like a family feud or fear of being hounded by the tax man. Your truth...

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"Lost" Star Jorge Garcia Deals With Personal Tragedy

Funny story: "Lost" Star Jorge Garcia Deals With Personal Tragedy

"I don't care what anyone thinks, she and I were very close and I'll let the tears go if I like." That was 'Lost' star Jorge Garcia's message to the press yesterday after he told them he had lost his beloved dog, Nunu. The Chihuahua had ran out...

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J.J. Abrams Crappy Lost Finale Kills Hurley's Dog! "The ending of Nunu's life was as terrible and senseless as the ending of 'Lost'."

Funny story: J.J. Abrams Crappy Lost Finale Kills Hurley's Dog! "The ending of Nunu's life was as terrible and senseless as the ending of 'Lost'."

Jorge Garcia, the gelatinous actor who spent 14 of his 15 minutes of fame playing Hurley on "Lost," claims that Oceanic 815 has taken another life: This time it's his chihuahua. On his blog, Garcia, 37, states that his dog Nunu, 49 in dog years,...

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