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Funny story: Millennialosers

Millennialosers

The media portrays millennials as lazy little losers who won't get off the couch long enough to apply for a job. But not all millennials are disaffected, undisciplined people. Take my little Janie, for example. Janie wants a job - she just hasn't found one yet. But we think she is going to start looking one of these days. According to the media, millennials use drugs and alcohol to forget thei...
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Funny story: Made-up United set for promotion, Imaginary Town to be relegated

Made-up United set for promotion, Imaginary Town to be relegated

After the opening match of the season, Made-up United's magnificent two goal win over Imaginary Town has Made-up's fans looking froward to a promotion party at the end of the season. "We were magnificent," said Dominic Fridge, a life-long Made-up...
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Funny story: National Humiliation New Logistical Key to Success

National Humiliation New Logistical Key to Success

ATLANTA - Wanna win a national championship? Get UPS to air a TV ad featuring your team getting crushed as an example of excellent logistics. Just ask the University of Kentucky. For the 2012 UK Wildcats men's basketball team, UPS did just tha...
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Funny story: British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

The only British man who is any good at tennis lost today to one of the many, many blokes who just happen to be better than him at it. "He lost well", said Susan Crochet, tennis correspondent of The Daily Middlebrow "he lost to the standard we've...
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Funny story: UK investigative reporter discovers that male television couch potatoes have been replaced by a group of males known as 'humour site crosswriters.'

UK investigative reporter discovers that male television couch potatoes have been replaced by a group of males known as 'humour site crosswriters.'

Recent studies conducted by England's highly respected Jane Johnson Institute of Journalistic Gender Disorders located in Wolverhampton, West Midlands has discovered a new male dysfunction. This new affliction is unique for several reasons. First...
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Funny story: You Win Loser of the Year Award

You Win Loser of the Year Award

LOS ANGELES - At the International People of the Year Awards 2011, you won the Loser of the Year Award. Ben Stiller presented you with the award stating: "This person has been such a loser that the fact the person even got here without getting injured is a miracle." You gracefully stumbled down the aisle to the stage, where you mumbled a few words of thanks. "I didn't really feel surprise...
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Funny story: Can You Fucking Stop Blowing Stuff Up in the Name of a Religion That Mostly Doesn't Want You To?

Can You Fucking Stop Blowing Stuff Up in the Name of a Religion That Mostly Doesn't Want You To?

STOCKHOLM & LONDON - Taimor al-Whatever attempted to blow up a busy shopping district in Stockholm. The retard. The guy had three fucking bombs and missed - anybody. That's good. The loser deserved it. Where's your jihad now? Bet he went to he...
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Funny story: Loser wins something

Loser wins something

Loser, John Strumpet, today found himself in the usual grip of losing a football game, playing for his local amateur team "Bob's Boys" - only to find himself slotting home two beautiful crafted and taken goals in the dying minutes. "It was amazing...
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Funny story: Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Medium Rock, AK - Senior year at Medium Rock High School was memorable for Johnny Wallbanger. The Medium Rock quarterback averaged 10 touchdown passes per game and threw for hundreds of yards, propelling his team to the top of their division. Wallb...
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Funny story: Losers flock to 'Whack-the-Banker

Losers flock to 'Whack-the-Banker

The owner of a pier arcade in Suffolk, has re-invented an old favourite where people had the opportunity to hit the well-known garden pest, the mole. He has found that the new version, which also allows the public to attack another well known high-st...
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Funny story: Mildly Attractive Woman is Ambivilant about Trashy, Comic-con Geek

Mildly Attractive Woman is Ambivilant about Trashy, Comic-con Geek

Dearest Madame Bitters, I'm a single woman well into my 30's and I'm more than ready to settle down. I'm dating a man who is sweet and considerate, but he is a loser in every other sense. He's a garbage man, he's 50lbs overweight and a horrible dresser. He goes to comic book and sci-fi conventions and he says, "Okie dokie," way, way too much. He's crazy about me and he wants to make a life with...
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Funny story: Loser's 'entire life' sold for £5

Loser's 'entire life' sold for £5

A clinically depressed Australian living in America has agreed to a bid of £5 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a weekend-long drinking binge with friends.
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Funny story: Woman Dumps Boyfriend, Citing That He has No Money, No Future and Is Crap In Bed

Woman Dumps Boyfriend, Citing That He has No Money, No Future and Is Crap In Bed

A Croatian woman has dumped her long-term boyfriend after alleging that they are extremely incompatible and that their relationship was going "nowhere".
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Funny story: Holidays Not A Joyous Occasion For Rejects, Losers

Holidays Not A Joyous Occasion For Rejects, Losers

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For many, the holiday season is a festive occasion full of revelry and joy, but for losers and rejects, the holidays can be a banquet of pain and misery.
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Funny story: Area Man is a Total Loser

Area Man is a Total Loser

TIPP CITY, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Local area resident Joe Botney is such a complete loser he can't even make the "L" loser sign on his forehead correctly, instead routinely using the wrong hand to make a "J".
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Funny story: QUIZ...Are You A Loser?

QUIZ...Are You A Loser?

It's a Sunday night and once again it's time to kick back those shoes and do what you enjoy most...You A) Have a few tequila shots and hit the town with your friends, you rarely go to work Mondays anyway cause you're always hang over...
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Funny story: Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year

Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year

Explaining that he was "tired of saying yes to every loser with his you-know-what in a wringer," the Lord God Jesus Christ announced yesterday that he would enter fewer hearts this year. "Don't write a check with your behavior that you can't cas...
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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