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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better. Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...
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Funny story:  Magic Johnson Expresses His Views On The Altercations, Flagrant Fouls, and Ejection in The Heat-Bulls Game

Magic Johnson Expresses His Views On The Altercations, Flagrant Fouls, and Ejection in The Heat-Bulls Game

BEVERLY HILLS - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Magic Johnson and his wife Cookie, went out and had a very nice dinner at The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant in Beverly Hills. As the couple was waiting in the front of the restaurant for a valet t...
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Funny story:  Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none. He...
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Funny story:  Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego. Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Hints He May Be Retiring

Kobe Bryant Hints He May Be Retiring

CUCAMONGA - Kobe Bean Bryant has made it abundantly clear that he is extremely disappointed at the fact that due to his injury and his inability to not play cost the Lakers a shot at the NBA title. He is so upset that he told close friend Bruno To...
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Funny story:  Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing  His Own Mother

Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing His Own Mother

TRENTON, New Jersey - Kobe "Vino" Bryant may scream, holler, and yell at his Laker teammates Pau Gasol, Metta World Peace, and Dwight Howard, but his mama, Pamela Bryant says she will not stand for him hollering at her and she has made it abundantly...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Laker Shaquille O'Neal was in Tinsel Town on some business. He was asked by Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket about the rumor that the Laker ownership has asked him to sign a one-year contract. O'Neal, who...
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Funny story:  Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough. Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
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Funny story:  The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

LOS ANGELES - TNT's Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley and Kenny "The Jet" Smith have not been shy about telling it like it is where the Los Angeles Lakers are concerned. The TNT Twins said that now that the Lakers have been swept four games to none by...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.
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Funny story:  A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...
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Funny story:  Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

Metta World Peace Wants Kobe Bryant To Tweet - Kobe Says No Way Bro

SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...
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Funny story:  The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shaquille O'Neal recently had dinner with his former Lakers coach Phil "The Zenmaster" Jackson at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in West Hollywood. O'Neal reminded Jackson that he and not Kobe Bryant helped to put the Lakers on...
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Funny story:  Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.
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Funny story:  A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...
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